TV and games writer. Follow me on Unhealthy Affirmations twitter.com/UAffirmations
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2 Nov 2024
The one thing I hate about Agatha All Along is the song because I CANT FUCKING GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD ITS RUNNING ON A LOOP LIKE A CIA TORTURE TECHNIQUE OVER AND OVER AND PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP
All good. All normal
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25 Oct 2024
I don’t pay much attention to celebrities but these two are so freaking cute. I hope they get married and spend the rest of their lives together and have a bunch of adorable kids who dance around in the rain to Umbrella.
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25 Oct 2024
Watched this last night. Stunning writing and acting. One of the best episodes of television I’ve seen recently. Patti LuPone is amazing and deserves an Emmy.
24 Oct 2024
Here’s to the witches who lunch!!!! Patti LuPone came into the MCU universe not knowing a damn thing about anyone or anything and had the best MCU episode I’ve ever seen! Still gagged
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22 Oct 2024
Ironman is set in the same universe as The Avengers films, according to anyone who isn’t completely pop culture illiterate.
22 Oct 2024
‘DUNE: PROPHECY’ is set in the same universe as Denis Villeneuve’s ‘DUNE’ films, according to the show’s exec producers.
(Source: empireonline.com/tv/news/dun…)
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9 Oct 2024
This is really insightful and 100% correct.
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8 Oct 2024
This exact same thing happened to my family. When we ran out of money we had to put them in a nursing home. It was devastating financially, mentally, emotionally, physically. Medicare covering this would be a godsend for so many families.
8 Oct 2024
This would transform the lives of multiple generations, at every income level.
My parents lived an upper middle class existence, working hard for decades. They saved money to leave their kids.
And then spent all of it on home health aides in the last few years of their lives.
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8 Oct 2024
As someone who loves vintage items and has bought quite a bit on eBay, I cannot believe this bullshit.
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4 Oct 2024
Every single one of this guys tweets I come across, I start to read before I look at the name and I get to the end, like ‘What the ever living fu— oooh… lol’
Every time.
4 Oct 2024
The biggest resource this country has is the American worker, but the latest jobs report shows that the Harris-Biden administration has bungled things so badly that we are running out of potential employees at an alarming rate.
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28 Sep 2024
Best part of a late in life ADHD diagnosis is looking back on years of social & professional interactions & how you seethed watching someone do a thing slowly til finally snatching it out of their hands & screaming JUST LET ME DO IT!
Anyway gonna go sit in my shame for a while
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27 Sep 2024
How is no one talking about Maggie Smith as Dora Charleston in Murder By Death?!
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21 Sep 2024
LOL
20 Sep 2024
Mozart released a new song before GRRM finished A Song of Ice and Fire.
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17 Sep 2024
the bullets are just shooting themselves now
16 Sep 2024
Four people were shot by NYPD bullets — including a bystander who was struck in the head — on Sunday afternoon when officers opened fire at a man they say evaded the subway fare and drew a knife in Brooklyn.
The NYPD says as of Monday morning, both that bystander and the suspect are in critical condition.
gothamist.com/news/at-least-…
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14 Sep 2024
Yup
13 Sep 2024
just watched a tiktok from a film industry worker in atlanta and i don't think i really grasped what a crisis the industry is in?? private equity is literally ruining everything ✨
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10 Sep 2024
My immigrant
Sicilian grandparents couldn’t even speak Italian, much less English.
9 Sep 2024
The italians could all speak english, and had their own homes and employment before being let into the country.
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7 Sep 2024
Almost 20 years later and sometimes I *still* stop and think ‘Bella named her daughter WHAT???’
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25 Aug 2024
Rolling her eyes when old grandpa sushes her? I’ve never felt so seen.
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25 Aug 2024
It’ll be the most polite invasion in the history of warfare. 🇨🇦🍁
24 Aug 2024
Trump said now that there's an invasion coming from Canada. It took a lot of effort to get this , but here is some footage of their invasion force.
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25 Aug 2024
You will pry my jokes out of my scene descriptions’ cold dead hands.
21 Aug 2024
Pet Peeve #398: Please stop putting jokes or asides in your scene descriptions. Save your sense of humor for what we can actually see and hear onscreen. Every time I'm aware of you, the oh-so-clever writer chuckling at your keyboard, is a moment I'm not immersed in your story
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22 Aug 2024
One of my favorite books I read last year. Like a beautiful, haunted dream.
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22 Aug 2024
So Nancy Sinatra just followed me and if I wasn't already lying down I'd need to go lie down.
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