ALT The FIFA Prize for Literature Following the success of their Peace Prize, FIFA establishes a literary prize judged by the footballers at the world cup. (image of trophy) All does not go well... Players arrive at games exhausted by reading hundreds of novels and heatedly debating their merits long into the night. (image of tired players on pitch reading) The south American teams boycott the tournament when an official disparages Isabel Allende's use of magic realism. (Image of players angrily leaving) Seventeen plavers receive red cards after a discussion of radical honesty in the works of Karl Ove Knausgaard turns into a brawl. (Image of players fighting) However, all is forgiven as Joyce Carol Oates takes the thrilling final to extra time, before losing on penalties to Haruki Murukami. (image of Haruki holding the trophy aloft)