Take the plan, spin it sideways. 💫
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Chloë retweeted
14 May 2023
This is the only week you can retweet this
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Chloë retweeted
2 Mar 2023
probably my favorite breakup story is that i ended things with a guy who had two eggs in my fridge & he went to the fridge & got the two eggs, one in each hand, glared at me, and left.
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Chloë retweeted
28 Feb 2023
So, without telling anyone, Dave Grohl brought his giant smoker and cooked/fed barbecue and sides for 500 folks at Hope Mission in L.A. during the storms. Paid for it all. Worked 16 hours. So, when the aliens get here and ask “who’s in charge?”, I think we take them to Dave Grohl.
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Chloë retweeted
12 Feb 2023
me explaining how ray toro would probably be hailed as one of the best guitarists of all time if he wasn’t in a band with emo connotations
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Chloë retweeted
29 Jan 2023
the way iphone alarms wake you up is so sudden and aggressive
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Chloë retweeted
27 Jan 2023
Jake Paul announcing Molly Mae’s birth before Molly Mae or Tommy is the biggest shithousery I’ve seen this year 😭
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Chloë retweeted
13 Jan 2023
i love when i realize i am handling a situation better than my old self would have.
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Chloë retweeted
20 Oct 2022
Who was Prime Minister when King Charles III ascended to the throne is going to be a really hard pub quiz question in about 20 years
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Chloë retweeted
20 Oct 2022
flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it
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Chloë retweeted
20 Oct 2022
We lasted longer on Xfactor than Liz truss as Prime Minister!
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Chloë retweeted
5 Sep 2022
chris pine putting on his sunglasses as the lights cut… oh that man is taking a nap
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