I am the person to whom it always occurs the absolute worst thing to say. It's a gift. @simsBuckeye.bsky.social
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3 Jan 2022
Neither are peanut butter and jelly, but they invariably show up together, and are impossible to separate.
3 Jan 2022
Conservatism and fascism are not the same thing nymag.com/intelligencer/arti…
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How’s that shit feel, technofascists? Keep sending him money, though, assholes. #AI
Jun 8
SCOOP: Trump blindsided AI leaders when he said he’d be meeting them to discuss taking equity stakes in their firms
"I actually have a meeting scheduled in the very short, in the very near future,” Trump said
This was news to the firms, sources say ...
notus.org/technology/trump-b…
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Jun 7
A blue whale's poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of sh!t in the world just behind Donald Trump.
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Very interesting, and an excellent primer about how drone warfare is conceived and implemented.
"Jackie" is the call signal of an American Army veteran who volunteered in 2022 with the Ukrainian military and has been fighting the Russians ever since.
He joined Benjamin Wittes on Lawfare Daily to talk about how he came to serve in the Ukrainian army, the changes in drone warfare, and more.
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Now, we throw it to Shaq, who will mumble in a dull monotone and add nothing of value to the broadcast. Will he imply that he banged someone’s mom? Let’s find out! #NBAFinals #InsidetheNBA
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Hot-shooting Landry #Shamet just wrecked the Knicks hitting, nothing but net as he threw Harrison #Barnes into Jalen #Brunson’s knee. #NBAFinals
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The man was a giant in his field. He and Pete Carril created the most beautiful offense that’s ever been played in the #NBA.
The membership of the National Basketball Coaches Association joins the NBA family in mourning the passing of legendary Head Coach and Hall of Famer, Rick Adelman.
Rick Adelman coached in the NBA for 29 years, serving as a Head Coach for 23 seasons with the Portland Trail Blazers, Golden State Warriors, Sacramento Kings, Houston Rockets and Minnesota Timberwolves. Over his coaching career, Rick won 1,042 games (10th all-time), was inducted into the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame in 2021 and received the NBCA Chuck Daly Lifetime Achievement Award in 2023. Coach Adelman also enjoyed an eight-year NBA playing career with the San Diego Rockets, Portland Trail Blazers, Chicago Bulls, New Orleans Jazz, and Kansas City-Omaha Kings.
Adelman will be remembered not only as a coach and a player, but also as a mentor to so many in the basketball community. Rick was a husband to Mary Kay for 56 years; father to Kathy, RJ, Laura, David, Caitlin, and Patrick; and a grandfather of twelve. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the entire Adelman family during this difficult time.
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May 31
The 2026 NBA Finals is sponsored by Vivek Ranadivé’s incompetence
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Birth rates are down because men are no longer able to roll down car windows by hand.
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May 27
I’d rather have a senator who eats meatless breakfast tacos than a senator who eats Trump’s ass.
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Crazy he has time to go a basketball game but not your wedding 😭
May 27
Anyone who knows my father knows he probably knows more about Sports than just about any human being not in the business. Kathy’s failed soundbite ain’t gonna land well… just like her policies.
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Regarding the incident at the paper mill in Longview, Washington this morning, I have determined that it was not an implosion as reported, but instead a tank rupture on the tank’s west side for reasons yet unknown, but likely from corrosion. #NipponDynawave
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100 years ago today, Miles Davis was born.
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When you love what you do, you’ll wear a big smile all day long.
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The Ebola virus is so scary. I’m giving real consideration to abstaining from sex with people who have Ebola.
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Ate too many batteries, which has been a problem in Indiana for decades.
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