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23 Jan 2022
Tearfully waving out the train window as my girlfriend runs alongside
*45 minutes later*
She's still keeping pace. It's inhuman. Everyone on the train is screaming. I'm begging her to stop but she can't hear me. Her eyes are pure white. Police helicopters circle overhead
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Andy Field retweeted
29 Nov 2024
Live Comedy this Monday Night with Headliner Andy from 8pm in the Smoke & Mirrors Theatre. Support from Alfie Dundas, David Jeffries and Kate McGann!
*****- Voice Mag
****- The Skinny
****- Broadway Baby
****- Fest
****- Ed Fest Mag
Tickets £7 smokeandmirrorsbar.com/ticke…
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Andy Field retweeted
27 Nov 2024
Next Weeks Joke & Mirrors Headliner is the fantastic Andy Field!
Join Host Dani Johns and some of Bristols' finest support from 8pm in the Smoke & Mirrors Theatre. Supporting acts are Alfie Dundas, David Jefferies and Kate McGann!
Tickets from £7pp at smokeandmirrorsbar.com/ticke…
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Andy Field retweeted
18 Nov 2024
Tomorrow night @CamdenComedy see @JozNorris @LouTaylorTrash @andyfieldhello @BenWPope @alexbertanades and John-Luke Roberts trying new material!
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Andy Field retweeted
16 Nov 2024
Tom Jones sits in with Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young and cranks up "Long Time Gone" to eleven. You’ll never hear a more rockin’ version.
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15 Nov 2024
World reknown super chef @sxckiki takes a break from Swingin Dick’s Big Fat Hog Kitchen to tell us about his top spots to nosh hot peng grubber. WICKED! #TopGrub #Food #Inheritance
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13 Nov 2024
I like to eat chicken with skin on. If I didn't have any skin on I'd be too busy screaming in pain to eat much of anything
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13 Nov 2024
When god closes a door, he opens a window, to help with the air flow, because heaven has damp from all the clouds
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12 Nov 2024
Undertaker? I hardly Genoa
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12 Nov 2024
Didn't realise my dad knew about fesshole
I don't find any jokes funny whatsoever. But I want to. For 26 years now I have been travelling the country to go to various comedy shows of both famous and lesser known comedians. To date, none of them have made me laugh.
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Andy Field retweeted
10 Nov 2024
I fully recommend being shit at football. There's so much less pressure. I play 7 a-side every week and never improve. Must have given the ball away 20 times today. A mate shouted at me to stop backheeling it to no one and I just laughed. Same again next week, can't wait
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10 Nov 2024
If you took Cole Palmer's nose he'd get upset and ask for it back
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8 Nov 2024
The real Gary Barlow's massive son is the friends we've made along the way
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7 Nov 2024
Feels like such a strange time to be doing stand up comedy, but the show must go on!
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6 Nov 2024
I'm seeing a ridiculous amount of jokes about Gary Barlow's massive son, and I just want to thank everyone, I'm really enjoying them, he's such a big boy isn't he
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27 Oct 2024
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26 Oct 2024
I'm trying to get a Swiss former Arsenal player to post me a figurine of my least favourite character from Friends
Philippe Senderos?
I sure hope he will!
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25 Oct 2024
Last time I was in America I took a greyhound from New York to Boston
Lovely dog, hope he got back ok
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25 Oct 2024
Returned from holiday on Wednesday so I've been waiting for the clocks to go back before I change the time on my watch
To my mind this saves me having to do it twice, but I feel like the bad is outweighing the good because I have to do so much maths when I want to know the time
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