AndyinBrum @andyinbrum@c.im Warning may contain gratuitous use of swearwords and other abusive language. it is big and it is clever. Says fuck a fucking lot

Joined February 2009
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For a lot of my tweets today, please note that “you absolute fucking moron” is at the end, but silent
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No Daws it was out, or at least far enough to be called out by the lino #IpswichBirmingham
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This is at best facetious. They could add a lot more solar as it is, but also wind and wave power to top that up, as well as nuclear
All the likes of Britain, Ireland, Denmark and Germany need to do is to follow the Spanish model of installing large amounts of solar generation and having twice as many hours of sunshine per year as they currently do.
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Great British Public shown to be much brighter than people on Twitter or BlueSky
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Replying to @YouGov
Do Britons think the UK government should praise or condemn the US for the Iran attacks? Should condemn: 21% Should praise: 12% Should neither condemn nor praise: 45%
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RT @JimmySecUK: The United States spent months threatening, insulting and belittling their “traditional allies” and is now whining that the…
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Every other party, including Labour really should be linking the upcoming fuel price rise and other inflations on Farage’s best buddy Trump’s actions in Iran
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This is true and also the US and Israel should not be doing what they’re doing.
Khamenei was the epitome of evil. For decades, he oversaw the torture, imprisonment, and murder of countless Iranians who dared to demand freedom. American blood is on his hands as well. No one should mourn him and his death is a relief. But removing one man does not dismantle a brutal regime. Military force alone will not secure a democratic future for the Iranian people, and it risks putting U.S. troops in further danger if there is no serious plan for what comes next. An action of this magnitude demands strategy, clarity, and a credible path forward. I want nothing more than a free Iran and safety and security for innocent Iranians. That requires more than force. It requires seriousness, accountability, and a real plan to support the Iranian people in determining their own future.
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Quite funny watching all the RW Brit expats like Oakshit who decry the death of British culture due to woke, currently shitting the bed & panicking instead of doing what any true blooded child of the empire would do when the locals were having a “To Do” & hold a dinner party
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Fucking England fucking giving us fucking hope the fucking fuckers
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Harry Potter merch taking an interesting direction
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Given the winter Olympics is on at the moment, it's time to relive the legendary time that Stephen Bradbury won Australia's first ever winter gold medal. His plan was simple, stay at the back and hope everyone else comes-a-gutsa. Being the last man standing is now known as "doing a Bradbury" in Australia.
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Should King Charles apologise for his family's involvement in slavery? My review of a somewhat muddled intervention of a book in @thetimes. Free link in the next tweet.
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I fear European nations are going to have to pull out of the World Cup and hold an event in Europe. Offer invites to all the other competing countries. Tell Infantino to go fuck himself.
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Well you see, this wave of Gothic fonts started to infiltrate the typographic frontier…
Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it
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If anyone’s having to deal with remote IT support with an elderly friend or relative. Can thoroughly recommend an Echo Show for them. Very handy to use the camera function to talk them through the problem and you can see if they’re doing what you’re asking them to do
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Happy to up my Patreon for @WeHaveWaysPod if it means @james1940 can stay till Sydney as he’s obviously our lucky mascot
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One of those things that sounds stupid at first but upon reflection you realize it’s the most logical, obvious thing in the world. You would also stop what you were doing—no matter what you were doing—if a digit was suddenly inserted into your anus. Any sentient being would
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they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
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PSA - DONT FORGET TO GET THE TURKEY OUT OF THE FREEZER SO ITS THAWED FOR THURSDAY
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13 Dec 2025
The great Polish exodus: The arrival of 100,000s of Poles changed the face of Britain, but now they're returning home in droves for a better life in their low-tax, booming homeland. Could there be a more damning indictment of our decline? trib.al/Ab5zf2k
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5 Dec 2025
If you are an adult crying out of fear over watching Eurovision you should no longer be allowed to vote or live independently.
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