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8 Dec 2018
A year of songs that hold meaning in our relationship. From day one, to the song I wrote you, to today. I love you @NicholsonCierra. Happy anniversary. Forever growing with you is my kind of forever
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This could literally be you. Imagine a box of mystery in your very hand. Delivered to your porch or mailbox. Your mom loves receiving box. Box. You. Us?
Photo by @blake_littell
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Ends monday at midnight. 🌭
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Whoever did this ….. you deserve to retire from this alone 10/10
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Jun 14
Cameraman: "I found the real highlight". 🤣
Via: Insta - thechiaracleo
Community note
This video does not appear on the cited Instagram account and is part of a trend of AI-generated fake football spectator clips. instagram.com/thechiaracleo/ instagram.com/reel/DYSPGEIzR…
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Jun 14
Only game they lost was when Trump showed up. Mamdani is the greatest mayor of all time
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Jun 13
Hitting the impossible after wall riding a fucking bus makes this an THPS clip, sorry
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i stayed up late just to draw this
Jun 12
they let u choose from a bunch of sprites for ur pokemon and i need everyone to see this wurmple
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Jun 12
they let u choose from a bunch of sprites for ur pokemon and i need everyone to see this wurmple
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Jun 11
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⚠️ PENTAGON LOCKED DOWN, HAZMAT TEAMS RESPONDING — CNN
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Jun 11
recalls an all-timer
Jun 11
I'm at the airport this morning standing in line to buy some snacks. Guy in front of me is wearing a Knicks cap.
I tell him: "Great game last night."
He says: "What?"
"Oh, the game last night. Game 4. It was a classic."
He stares at me.
"The Knicks." I point to his cap.
He rolls his eyes, says "I didn't watch," and then turns to face away.
Okay. Cool. Have a good one.
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This is like a level 7 meme. I can’t possibly explain this to my mom.
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Jun 11
English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”
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Jun 10
"Banana man would be welcome at our show!"
You play in a local metal band, anyone would be welcomed at your show
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hearing rascal flatts ‘life is a highway’ again in theaters is gonna be a religious experience
‘CARS’ will return to theaters in September to celebrate its 20th anniversary.
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Jun 8
dandelion girl really Did That
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keep thinking of this onion article
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brother that’s your trusted ally that’s your special forces
Jun 6
I think a vibrator during sex is a direct “fuck you” to the man’s face
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Stopped smoking weed a year ago today? I think today or yesterday. Idk. Sometimes I miss it and other times im like damn I was using this as a way to deal with depression / avoiding my real life situations by disappearing into weed. Anyways im happy and shit.
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