Just here to stalk @machinegunkelly and the Jersey shore crew and tell funny jokes

Joined July 2020
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I taught him that.
The way Arch Manning flipped the ball after the pump fake was a beautiful thing to watch
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what’s the soup of the day
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i’m bout that hot sauce life
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Since @CupcakKe_rapper sent me $200 I am giving 2 people $50 each. RETWEET and follow her. #ThankYouCupCakKe
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When Machine Gun Kelly said I Sold Some Tickets To Come See My Downfall It Sold Out In Minutes he meant it
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24 Apr 2021
Corpse's reaction to finding out MGK played DAYWALKER live in concert. The fact that he didn't know either, he's probably feeling so many things right now.
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Fun fact for homeless people: Every night most fast food restaurants before they close have to throw the food away that's been out that day in the garbage they can't resale it the next day .Go in restaurants before they close & you will eat free, trust me I did it when I was poor
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We really was like ten times more lit back then
😂 How it use to be back in the day cleaning your shoes getting ready to go to a party!😂
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Just bargained away a foot rub for a BJ
I wish I could say the same. Would totally be the coolest thing to ever happen to me BIG TIME YEAH
26 Apr 2021
Sometimes I just have to remind myself that @DJPaulyD follows me and everything is okay.
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23 Apr 2021
Not gonna lie, I would look at him the same way. Happy birthday @machinegunkelly
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Just heard my boy @himstoned is gonna be there tonight!!! WE FUCCIN LIT 🔥 lemme know if you need a little treat bro
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happy anniversary to all the lockdown sessions.
14 Apr 2021
in these walls turns one today, i’m thankful to share a birthday with one of my comfort songs by @machinegunkelly 🥺🤍
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14 Apr 2021
.@machinegunkelly is officially stepping into the nail polish business. nylon.com/beauty/machine-gun…
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Love it when bae practice shakin that thang in the mirror before daddy get home #paid @DuBz216
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Bruh 😅 wtf
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When your girl says “play your game or something” >
Saying bye 👋 to my weed guy Him: stay gay Me: 🗣 spaghetti 🍝??? Lmao #wtf
I love when a store has self checkout because I get to choose how much I pay #LifeHacks