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. @apsaker
Joined February 2013
  • Tweets 7,087
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  • Followers 2,670
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.@apsaker
17 Feb 2023
Solid call, @kairyssdal: Solid chocolate bunnies are the only way to hop.
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.@apsaker
17 Feb 2023
Hello. My account got hacked 4Q of the Super Bowl. Took Twitter a few days to wrest it back. But here we are. If your bowl be full, may it be again.
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.@apsaker
13 Feb 2023
Slipping all o’er the field.
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.@apsaker
13 Feb 2023
❤️
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@MerriamWebster
13 Feb 2023
umbrella | noun | a collapsible shade for protection against weather consisting of fabric stretched over hinged ribs radiating from a central pole ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
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.@apsaker
13 Feb 2023
Killer show. They used the space.
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.@apsaker
13 Feb 2023
She’s wearing a watch?
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.@apsaker
13 Feb 2023
Oh please be careful, Ri …
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.@apsaker
13 Feb 2023
Is Mi Cozumel doing such good trade it can buy a local Super Bowl ad? Also, yes, I want a margarita tower.
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.@apsaker
13 Feb 2023
Mother of god, the USFL. …
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.@apsaker
13 Feb 2023
Yeesh, 29 min half time?
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.@apsaker
13 Feb 2023
“Each has a Kelce brother!”
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.@apsaker
13 Feb 2023
This is fun!
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.@apsaker
13 Feb 2023
Three beers in one!
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.@apsaker
13 Feb 2023
Yes, M&Ms. This worked.
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.@apsaker
13 Feb 2023
Hello, Amy Schumer!
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.@apsaker
13 Feb 2023
Wow, that was a big run
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.@apsaker
13 Feb 2023
Whheeeeee run away …
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