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Nepali brands as International brands ~ A thread
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This has the exact same energy as the local baaje at the Chiya Pasal who drinks one 30-rupee milk tea and starts giving advice on how the Finance Minister should run the country's economy.
If you are a @Stanford student who will be working at @Google or any of the Alphabet companies and also walked out of @sundarpichai’s speech, you should 100% have your offer rescinded As a @Google shareholder, I do not want individuals are actively working against value creation to be at the company
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This is epic! 😂
Yup. The Surya Churot batta confirms it.
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If freelancers, ride-sharers, SM monetization in Nepal follow structured tax brackets, it’s time influencers did the same. Currently, massive PR packages and barter deals exist in a legal gray area. Small creators shouldn't be overpaying while high earners bypass the radar.
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Apparently, in the 'Neighborhood First' policy, the size of your country determines the rank of the person greeting you. PM to Foreign Minister? It’s almost like they think sovereignty is measured in square kilometers & GDP. And they’re shocked we aren't fans? 🤡
Given that Nepal gdp is around 45bn and Mumbai gdp is about 310 billion, someone with equal stature to Nepal PM would be Bandra ward ka MLA. Maybe that’s what he’s asking for.
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Who did it better? Tesla or JMEV Yi
Look, I didn’t expect a Tesla but it did not disappoint. Nepal’s EV revolution is truly wild!
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Happy 2083 Balen Sarkar to us!
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हैन, यो देशमा गरीब चाहिँ म मात्र रहेछु?
प्रधानमन्त्री र मन्त्रीसँग कति सुन ? #nayapatrika
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How did @globalimebank even get "Bank of the Year" when they cannot even get a request from the customer right? Do we always have to use our connections to get something done in this country 🫠
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While, I am still waiting for a response from them, @SiddharthaBank has already resolved my query in less than a day w/o having to call. Why can't @globalimebank just be efficient for the same inquiry🙄
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Asmita Pradhan retweeted
what’s up with all the news about Balen rising from student led political unions? It’s laughable.
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Yes, please buy the concert ticket for the show. Thanks.
Nepal’s PM is a rapper and it’s Home Minister is a DJ guy. They are assembling a band in their Govt.
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सारा नेपाली मोबाइल समातेर, "अब पालो कसको?" भनेर स्क्रोल गरिरहेका छन्। सबैको प्रश्न, अब के होला देशमा? 😹
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Kaha se laate ho yo khabar 🥹
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Gagan Thapa didn't fail; the infrastructure failed him. You can’t win a 2026 Grand Prix in a 1955 car, no matter how skilled the driver. He pushed the engine to its limit, but the "vintage" party machinery simply couldn't keep up with the modern era.
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Quick Robbery.
what did “QR “ in QR code mean
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Being a Nepali MP in 2026 is exactly like being a 'micro-influencer' in 2018. 🤳🇳🇵 Back then: 1k followers = "So many people asked about my skincare" (No, we didn't) Now: A spot on a party list = "The nation demanded my leadership!" Everyone is an MP, but no one knows why. 🏛️
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The man in the arena. KP Oli
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If the PM-in-waiting didn't commit to a full term as Mayor, don’t ask me about my "5-year plan" in an interview. How is it "political progression" when he cuts his term short, and "lack of corporate loyalty" when we leave after 3 years, and 8% raise? The math isn't mathing 😂
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You mean the first address to the nation as Prime Minister - "Thank you all, but, I QUIT!" 🙈
बालेन शाह, राजीनामा दे!
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Yes, he can't let go of his sunglasses 😎
Rapper ? Enginner ? Mayor ? PM ? Anything this guy cant do ? - An interview
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