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Aran Ford @aranford

Follow for drunken philosophy, deadline panics and adventures in parallel parking.

Joined April 2009
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Aran Ford@aranford
1 Dec 2022
I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Honda E worth over £36k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th December. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy
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Ꮍᴀᴇʟ@elle91
9 Jul 2020
Did you know that there are plants that will literally get sick and die if they get too much sun and water? Like, you're a plant. Sun and water are the only things you need to live, OH BUT NOT TOO MUCH. Stop being dramatic you leafy bitch
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Ꮍᴀᴇʟ@elle91
13 Jul 2020
Hug me so hard I black out or don't waste my fucking time.
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Aran Ford@aranford
25 Mar 2020
Just do your bit and realise that things aren’t normal at the moment. Let it make you appreciate how privileged we normally are. Use your common-fucking-sense.
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Aran Ford@aranford
25 Mar 2020
Moaning about all this reads incredibly distastefully. All you have to do is stay at home. No bread in the shop? Eat something else. Buy solid soap, (it’s on the well-stocked shelves next to the expansive Carex void), as long as you wash your hands.
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Aran Ford@aranford
24 Jul 2019
Moving forward I will send coloured expressions of fondness based on people’s aura. With that said, I do know a few red flags. It ain’t easy being woke.
Aran Ford@aranford
24 Jul 2019
Apparently a ❤️ is reserved for messages to significant others? Sorry if I’ve sent any confusing signals, they were unintentional. I can and will do better.
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Aran Ford@aranford
3 Jul 2019
Kevin G of Mean Girls fame got RIPPED and now appears to be working as a barista. Acting career far too short-lived, I’d be very happy to see him in more...
Aran Ford@aranford
28 May 2019
Aaaand that’s enough wine for me.
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Aran Ford@aranford
28 May 2019
If I’m happy, I could always be happier. If I had 1,000,000,000, I’d spend 1,000,000,001
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Aran Ford@aranford
28 May 2019
A big part of me just wants to eschew all material possessions and live off-grid in a hut with a pack of dogs and other assorted animal friends
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Aran Ford@aranford
28 May 2019
Demonstrably, neither money nor happiness can be bought, and I never seem to have enough of either
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Aran Ford@aranford
28 May 2019
I never understand people who say that money doesn’t buy happiness. Sure, but neither does poverty.
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Aran Ford@aranford
28 May 2019
But another part just wants a lottery win
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Aran Ford@aranford
25 May 2019
I deleted Twitter off my phone around the time of the last US elections because it had become a rancid cesspool of toxicity. Nothing has changed, but at least support for this lunatic now reads as marginal, even extremist.
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Aran Ford@aranford
25 May 2019
Is Trump still a thing? Like...that’s still going on? Girl. You deserve better than this. Get your CD’s and LEAVE. #unhhh
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maxy black@gemiknee
25 May 2019
i think we ALL know who’s behind Pearls instagram being hacked
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@SoVeryBritish
22 May 2019
“I hope this email finds you well” - Translation: I hope this email finds you
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Aran Ford@aranford
21 May 2019
I still don’t know how to use Excel to this day FML. Fortunately, I learnt other far more important things, but still.
Aran Ford@aranford
11 Aug 2015
If I learn nothing else at uni except for how to use Excel I will still consider it a worthwhile investment.
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Aran Ford@aranford
21 May 2019
A whole decade of creepin’ #MyTwitterAnniversary
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