Match Ratings Thread!!! (1/a bazillion 🧵)

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give me fuel give me fire give me more waller prop on the timeline but seriously this is very accurate, the wwe needs to prioritise good wrestlers over good sports entertainment. johnny gargano and finn bàlor can tell compelling stories, waller is a huge talent that's being wasted, then you've got HALF the women's division.

can someone put this in football (soccer) terms for me

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RT @sethlovesbritt:

cd's & vinyl will always clear spotify icl

the fact nose can fix EVERY issue he currently has in about 5 episodes of smackdown & raw is crazy a kayfabe injury to jey sees finn, la knight, and royce go against eachother, with finn taking the victory next week on raw. finn progresses to the final and bests dom mysterio after oba is cost by #him (we sadly need to pay that storyline off) in the meanwhile, LA Knight is back to RAW and gunning after rome, which after a good feud sees a match confirmed at summerslam for the WHC. whilst this happens, cody BEATS gunther after drew comes back and kills sami, leading to a new ref coming out & gunther losing by disqualification. cody vs. finn main events night 2 of summerslam, while rome vs. la knight main events night 1. on the women's side of things, liv morgan loses in the semis to charlotte flair, with raquel rodriguez suffering the same fate at the hands of iyo on the other side, and then the genius of the sky knocks the queen from her throne in the final. liv morgan vs iyo sky at summerslam. it's easy what we do with rhea's title, she can be cutting a promo and then the glamour herself makes her debut, leading us down the path of a relatively easy to book feud that culminates in rhea vs. blake at summerslam! the women's IC is a lay-up, you just keep the lyra-sol feud going to summerslam, maybe sprinkle in roxanne perez or tatum paxley. women's US can continue down this path, FINALLY getting on a PLE with tiffy defending against jade! into the tag division, the team of seth and tez go after the vision's titles due to the injury to dawkins, this sees the pair run a gauntlet of teams (los garza, jd & dom, etc), culminating in a win to secure a tag title match at SNME, which they win via DQ but the tag titles remain with the vision after bronson reed returns to cost them. how do they deal with big bronson reed? they don't have to, the intentions are clear, bronson goes after penta & the IC, leading to a feud with rusev that culminates in a huge match at summerslam, meaning a battered & bruised bronson can't help the vision out as they lose their tag titles to seth & montez. on the SD side of things, it's even easier, you have the team of damian & truth feud with fraxiom over the titles, before they drop them on smackdown due to mft interference to set up truth, priest & keys vs. tama, talla & solo. the women's tag titles keep on their current path, culminating in a ladder match at summerslam with brie & paige losing their gold to fatal influence's fallon henley & lainey reed! gunther goes toe to toe with a returning ilja, whilst sami & drew go to war at summerslam, randy RETURNS to hunt cody but finds himself put to sleep by the BITW (leading to a summerslam match), trick faces melo at summerslam, and penta faces je'von & ethan page at summerslam. boom.

i guarantee cena and styles could book better than jean-paul.

jean-paul levesque since summerslam in cleveland:

ngl.link/architectstomp leaving this here as i waddle away

jey uso fans in 2026 lest you forget

noam dar is in nxt but jey uso is in the main event scene yeah company never valued real graps did it

seth can you go on a short vacation to triple a whilst we wait for raw to fix itself

"and i got the formula, i know how to cook it up" and wwe is nearly unwatchable for non-bloodline fans. what a formula that was mate.

1. fuck ai 2. do we not know how the SHIELD worked? they were equals, they contributed their own things, the 3 shared glory, and were at no point bigger, or better than the other. roman and seth evolved beyond what they were made by the shield in the WWE, mox found success in AEW where he escaped awful creative, becoming himself. furthermore, the two would probably take roman DOWN before even considering acknowledging him, it's more likely we'd get a roman, jacob & usos vs. seth, mox, la knight & tez type feud (if it happened like tomorrow) i'd love mox to return, but he never will, he definitely is far too happy in AEW, the only way he could is if there was a working relationship between the two and he came back for that triple threat main event of mania. but, that's besides the point, let us just leave the SHIELD as what it is, remember what it was, and be happy its legacy was never truly tarnished the way many other groups have had theirs.

wrestling fanatics in 2050 trying to figure out who did the wrestling in this match are gonna have to move like sherlock holmes to get an answer.

just made the kits on our fifa pro clubs team very prideful