Gamer, biochemist, dungeon master, craft beer enthusiast. He/him
Joined August 2009
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Kyle retweeted
26 Feb 2023
My next death to a quaking thundering overlap on Wise Mari starts my Joker arc.
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Kyle retweeted
27 Feb 2022
when the dude at the start of Elden Ring orgasmically moaned “THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER” i really felt that
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Kyle retweeted
6 Jan 2022
insanely bleak that the guy who tells me when and where i can get a ps5 or a 3090 is now informing me about where and when i can cop a binax rapid test
BinaxNOW COVID‐19 Antigen Self Test (2 Count) available at Walmart ($14, regional availability) bit.ly/3n2uRxo #ad
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Kyle retweeted
22 Sep 2021
Can't believe it's been 10 years. Happy anniversary
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13 Nov 2020
I know Bugsnax has a song, but for some reason all that is in my head is someone singing the word Bugsnax to the tune of Love Shack by the B-52’s.
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Kyle retweeted
10 Nov 2020
This is, by far, the most stupid thing I have ever read. He's a grown ass man, not a dog you have to trick into swallowing a pill.
10 Nov 2020
"They say this is all part of walking President Trump through this process emotionally and that they assume that while he may never concede, he will leave. There will be, they say, a peaceful transition of power to the Biden-Harris administration on January 20. They say that."
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9 Nov 2020
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9 Nov 2020
To all the people who argue that the "left" should stop using phrases like "defund the police" and words like "socialism" or "reparations"
It's a STUPID STUPID STUPID argument.
History has proven it time and time again.
A thread:
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Kyle retweeted
7 Nov 2020
While the forces that propelled Trump to the presidency — racism, corruption, and greed — still plague America, we can find hope in this victory.
Thank you for still believing in democracy.
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7 Nov 2020
A historic moment. After 2020 we needed a win
Sen. Kamala Harris will be the United States’ next vice president, CNN projects.
She will be the first woman to hold the office. She will also be the nation’s first Black and South Asian vice president. #CNNElection cnn.it/2U3AtIF
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7 Nov 2020
Tuesday is finally over!
7 Nov 2020
BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS
Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 cnn.it/38juojB #CNNElection
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Kyle retweeted
4 Nov 2020
If we lived in a country where the people picked the president, we could have all gone to bed an hour ago. But instead we're still devoted to a system designed by some dudes with wooden teeth who thought owning other humans was cool
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Kyle retweeted
3 Nov 2020
the voting system in the US isn't that hard. I for one made it across the moat and assembled the statue in the shrine of the silver monkey in record time
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Kyle retweeted
15 Jun 2020
What an indictment of our leadership.
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Kyle retweeted
14 Jun 2020
if I wrote this scene into a piece about america and brought it into a writing workshop, people would absolutely say the metaphor was too heavy handed
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Kyle retweeted
9 Jun 2020
Racists will say shit like "Speak English. This is America. We don't speak Spanish here." Then go live in a city called Buena Vista or some shit
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Kyle retweeted
8 Jun 2020
So much of history has been whitewashed for the sake of making it palatable for white consumption that we are starting to perpetuate things that are not only misconceptions, but outright lies.
A lot of what you're told about protests, MLK, etc. is wrong.
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