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4 Nov 2021
Dr. Ariane M. Baynes 👩🏾⚕️🥳 Sooo proud of myself because God knows I struggled through the end of med school and could not do it without the support of my sweet friends and family. I love and appreciate y’all, we did it!
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The only thing between me and a FLAT belly with abs is before I even finish my meal, I start feeling for something sweet 🥲
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18 month old has discovered hide and seek but she just hides right in front of you, yells “hide” from her spot and starts giggling 😂
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3yo learned the word “actually” and had been sprinkling it in every other sentence and I think it’s so cute lol
Me: where is your water bottler
3yo: I actually don’t know
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This morning, I put out shoes for him and he said “Actually I need my lightning McQueen shoes” lol
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I don’t think I’ve hated seeing a man more than George in Desperate Housewives
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Idk sometimes I get the ick in shows when they’re trying to paint a *hite man as handsome and give him sex appeal when he really isn’t and in fact looks inbred and like he needs a shower🥲
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Like some are clearly attractive yes but I hate when they force it with the unattractive ones yuck
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Nobody hangs onto what’s left of their receding hairline more than a Jamaican man. Literally walking around looking like Dr. Doofenshmirtz with the hairline on their literal head top and a lil hair on top lol
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Jun 13
Making my son’s plate at a birthday party with what I want because I know he’s not gonna eat anything so I get shameless seconds >>>
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Jun 13
I’ll be doing so well with my diet then my son has a birthday party to attend and I eat more snacks than the kids 😭😭
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Aunty Mariah retweeted
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Had Lilo’s sister going thru it
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I hate when someones car, they worked God knows how hard for, gets stolen and some of u start talking about how they shouldn't buy certain cars that are targeted. How about a thief nuffi thief? How dare you?
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Jun 10
In the supermarket parking lot walking to my car and a random man says to me “miss you can believe a man have money and nuh brush him teeth?” And he points his lips to a Benz that just drove away then continues “me haffi a ask him why him mouth smell so and look so”
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Jun 10
Jamaicans are so unhinged lmao like I would prob think it but I wouldn’t say it out loud and it’s even funnier I had the same thought walking into the supermarket when I heard a man call out to someone “Stephanie ! yuh put on bare weight though, that nuh fit yuh”😭
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Jun 7
*Nobody*:
*My toddler at 9am on a Sunday*: who cut me out your belly mommy?
Me: Dr. Maddan
Toddler:you like Dr. Maddan?
Me:yes
Toddler: let me see me come out the belly mommy
I showed him his birth before and he asks to see it from time to time and baby pictures of himself lol
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Jun 7
He’s such a cool, smart, curious boy. His vocabulary and understanding surprises me every day and I am also learning so much because he asks so many questions about where things come from and how they’re made and I try to show him videos of everything
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(Before my patience runs out on like the 20th why/how/where question lol). He always asks “who make that mommy” followed by why or how then more whys lol
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