Joined April 2020
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be with someone who looks forward to grocery runs, long drives, and lazy afternoons with you
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i dunno i'm okay without having vampires, werewolves and dragons. the actual creatures we share the world with -- butterflies, octopuses, elephants -- are wonderous enjoy
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what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. all we got is bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people
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i think i’m well within my rights to lose my ever-loving fucking mind
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baby if you’d ever really loved me you would’ve bought me a glock 19 9mm white pegasus pistol
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spacex held a giant @elonmusk balloon event in times square after its ipo... this is hilarious!
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i wish to be a honeybee nestled up and dozing off inside the petals of a tulip
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i’ll process something 72h after the fact and be like wait what the fuck did they say to me
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sometimes people will dislike u because they’re living in a prison of their own making and u found a way out of yours
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every time i see a really cool person who’s always indulging in their crafts i’m like damn i really need to get on adderall
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how attractive u are is irrelevant if u do absolutely nothing to enhance the other persons life
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Jun 11
i don’t cry anymore but i still carry you with the same weight in my heart
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i’ll hit my bong and next thing u know there’s rainbow post-it notes scattered all over the wall with my plans for the next year
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i hang out with the weirdos and the freaks because that’s what jesus would do
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