Michelle Obama is clearly not a man, but Melania Trump is clearly a hooker who went from the whorehouse to the White House.

People can’t afford health insurance, inflation is through the roof, gas prices are soaring and immigrant children are locked in prison camps, but sure let’s do motorcycle flips on the lawn of the WH to celebrate an egotistical president‘s birthday.

NEVER FORGET TRUMP RAPED LITTLE KIDS And MAGA is totally cool with it.

Another Trump supporter who is a sick pedophile pig. 😡

Fucking love this for the #Pedophile cunt!

This dumbfuck is the dumbest fuck of all dumbfucks!#MAGAMorons #MAGACunts #Dumbfucks

John Fetterman seems to genuinely think that the reason no one likes him is because he refuses to wear a suit. It's not the hoodie, dude. It's because you've become a stooge for AIPAC and the Republican party.

Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.

Donald Trump had over 3,700 stock transactions since the war in Iran started, and he profited over 220 million dollars. Don't tell me how he "donates his presidential salary" ever again you stupid fucking MAGAs

Happy Pride to the worst SecDef ever!!! #PeteHegseth #Kegsbreath #DEISecDef

Seriously, Now...

This is the fist bump everyone needs to be talking about. Ted Cruz and fellow Republicans celebrating after blocking a bill to help toxin-exposed veterans survive.

YOU ARE CLEARLY GUILTY AS FUCK WHEN YOUR TRYING TO FORCE THE IRS TO NEVER INVESTIGATE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY 🤷🙄 YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A GENIUS TO UNDERSTAND THIS 🙄

The worst part about the 4th assassination attempt on Donald Trump is the fact he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

Trump has not been exonerated of anything. He’s a pedophile.

The difference between Iran and Vietnam is that Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam.

Trump's assassination attempts are as fake as Melania's orgasms.

Every Republican that supported releasing the Epstein files has now been voted out of office. Let that sink in, MAGAts. You belong to the #Rapeublican Party. Own it you sick fucks