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Might snag a fat girl off hinge and put her on peptides Basically like mining Bitcoin in 2010

well, we got the alt season in the end, they just didn’t tell us that it’s the season of liquidating everyone with 90% wicks for 20B

So they really baited us with the “50$ to 5k ETH, breakout imminent” scam just for a painful and slow bleed down for weeks lmao

2025’s been a total shitshow since $trump dropped only real winners are btc eth hype spot holders - 99% of traders got brutally rinsed wouldn’t shock me to see ETH <4k just to rip >5k next nothing but ping-pong liquidations, low liq, no retail, onchain dead pray it flips soon

Market sell off in preparation for Jackson Hole Friday. Markets are essentially pricing in hawkish tone. In the most basic form of verbiage - Markets think rate cuts are no longer a guarantee for September - Powell speaks Friday, if he hints at all at no rate cuts. Market is front running the move, thus the sell off. - If Powell comes in soft and leans that rate cuts are likely, we turbo rip. If there are no cuts for September however it’ll be an ugly 4-6 weeks until we have clarity for October potential cuts. Market HATES uncertainty and we are seeing that in the price action right now.

It will all look so obvious in hindsight

Ignore the ´20k, 30k, 40k soon ETH´ projections Ignore ´we early in the cycle´ talkers Ignore ´supercycle´ promotors Ignore ´no more bearmarkets ever´ talk Ignore ´game has fundamentally changed with institutions´ Ignore ´alts will never outperform again´ Ignore ´btc is ready to take over all payments in the world´ Ignore ´btc & crypto will change human behavior´ blablabla Ignore ´you will become happy when rich´ clown-talk

well, 0.1% fartcoin funding, btc at 125k round number resistance, eth testing aths, and euphoric timeline was all I needed to know $btc

huehue best friend’s wedding, eth 4.2k gud day

Took a short break and had a great vacation - definitely helped reset my perspective on the market I’m not vibing with the Q4 altszn consensus - feels way too crowded. A surprise frontrun pump or even a mini bear in Q4, followed by a proper bull in Q1 2026, seems more plausible

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107.2/107.5k is the next major btc resistance If we accept above it, I think we’ll see 110k pretty soon If we reject, I expect more chop in the 102-107k range

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spent a few days off ct and socials - no outside noise, for once my judgement wasn’t influenced by anyone 100% winrate, including a big launchcoin short came back, 95% of the timeline was wrong about everything and calling for bottom (again) before the nuke makes you think

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