Trouble!
Joined March 2007
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21 Sep 2022
White Hermes is sooo cringe. Might be ok if he did his own interpretation, but ytdude doing an Andre DeShields impression is super inappropriate #hadestown
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1 Mar 2022
Never even ate before
wtf are fuckin' humans fo
Fill my food dish now mom, or
I don't wanna be yo dog no mo
Get me something from the pet food sto'
Lotsa snacks for Ceilidh and Turbo
Tryna be a good girl, don't you know
Sorry if my good's a little slow
(apologies to #lizzo)
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1 Mar 2022
I thought you didn't care
That I was food impaired
But mommy, mommy
idk what I'm gon do
I'm cryin cuz I want food
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22 Oct 2021
When I first read Frank Herbert's novels as a teenager, the part I found most unbelievable was the notion of DEMAND for an endless supply of Duncan Idaho sex ghola.
But then, @jasonmomoa_th existed; now I wanna sign up with the Tleilaxu IMMEDIATELY.
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7 Oct 2021
i just took a dna test, turns out i'm 100% pap bitch, even when i'm yapping crazy
yeah i got toy problems, that's the puppy in me
ARF ARF, then i kill 'em, that's the spaniel in me
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14 Sep 2021
The MCU should do a cameo when Hemsworth is too busy to shoot, so there's some animated koala in a video chat. "Sorry guys, Peter made me take a quiz to find my spirit animal and now I always appear as this majestic bear" only it's a koala.
5 Sep 2021
#Hadestown is a scathing indictment of late-stage capitalism; it is an exquisite showcase of music and dance, a bittersweet love story, and a tribute to those world-weary of us who still muster the strength to dream of, and fight for, a better world. Greatest musical of all time.
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4 Sep 2021
Now #RoyKent can never say he has no fucks to give, because here's all the fucks he's ever given.
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27 Aug 2021
When @Lin_Manuel made "In the Heights" did he just say "let's do Rent but replace the queers with straight Latinx folks, but let's definitely keep the token black character, we won't even change his name"? Shoulda cast @TayeDiggs for continuity IMO :)
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12 Aug 2021
Every 8wks, I watch this fluffy angelic princess pup gradually transform into a hideous mudbeast. Hard to believe she's the same dog.
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27 May 2021
scrawny model is touted as "the perfect body" - wtf? i swing 45# kb 1h and do 30# renegade rows and deadlift 2x my weight. bmi says i'm overweight and apparently so does trash tv. suck it, patriarchy.
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18 Apr 2021
If the feds were serious about getting everyone vaxxed, they'd print out stickers.
I asked for a sticker when I got my second shot, and the National Guardsman gave me a baleful glance and replied, "what does this look like?, HEB?"
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Arya Underfoot retweeted
30 Jan 2021
Hear me out:
An entire Disney show about Jimmy Woo just working weird cases in the MCU.
Like a fun X-Files.
Make it happen.
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19 Jan 2021
45: One day more
Another day another destiny
My road straight to irrelevancy
For those who prosecute my crimes
Have impeached me a second time
46: I'm not yet president today
I shall not consider pardon
HARRIS: Tomorrow he'll be worlds away
And then his Senate trial is startin'
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Arya Underfoot retweeted
10 Jan 2021
My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.
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