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AshDHD 🦭 @ash_dhd

ranked top 10 most random bloke in the world

Joined November 2012
  • Tweets 7,594
  • Following 1,052
  • Followers 2,117
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Spanish people got the worst drip
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AshDHD 🦭@ash_dhd
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Trying something new
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Hang on a seconf
Andrew ₿entley (VOTE PRATT FOR LA MAYOR) 🇺🇸
@AndrewBTC
Jun 12
My wife and her girlfriend have a “lottery pact”. When one of them wins the lottery, they split the pot evenly. Her friend worked at SpaceX for 8 years… and has never sold a share. I advised her that tomorrow is the ideal time to enforce the lottery pact.
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Alright mum fucking hell 😭😭😭
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Happy 67 weekend
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There can’t be a dessert better than a trifle
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Nothing puts a smile on my face like going to a pub n they got Morris Dancing on
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This is why weight classes exist

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AshDHD 🦭 retweeted
ebs@ebswestwood
May 29
Replying to @ash_dhd
Totally agree everyone, he’s not welcome in my house either. Last time I tried to live in unison with him he took away a real British student’s opportunity to drink a pint of piss and throw up all over the bathroom 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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10 years ago I arrived here not knowing much english, sat my GCSES, A Levels and went to Uni. 5 years ago I became a british citizen Today I am an upstanding member of society 🇬🇧💷
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I understand why alot of people are upset, angry and frustrated here. No offence taken. I am not here to take your country away from you, I am here to contribute and enjoy a nice honest life. Bosh
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Aira
@Airaxora
May 26
What's the fastest way you've ever lost weight?
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AshDHD 🦭 retweeted
Salah Updates #WorldCup
@SalahUpdates
May 25
The moment Mohamed Salah left Anfield for the last time with his family, chased by young Liverpool fans ❤️🥺

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Cried 4 times in the last 10 years One of them was today cause of salah leavint
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Linked up with one of the greats last night @sspencerukk 🫰🏻
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Man might actually be the all time best mayor of all time
2Cool2Blog
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May 22
NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani spotted at the Cavs vs Knicks playoff game at MSG they are currently up 2-0
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Bet your fish head dj hasn’t got canons like these
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Does your willy go soft when you wear a condom
47% Yes
35% No
18% Girl - wanna know answer
228 votes • Final results
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AshDHD 🦭 retweeted
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@_Futbolero_
May 20
Cómo olvidar el día que Casillas le pegó un moco en la cara a un niño.
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