disclosure to the audience: activities & evidence presented in these tweets may be fictional, staged, exaggerated or unproven. I am a bad bitch tho, thats facts
Joined November 2010
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Guys only invite u out to go bowling so they can see dat butt
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Just ordered ceviche. Follow ur dreams, people
I want ceviche
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puddle bubble 🫧 retweeted
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love money/hate a job
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puddle bubble 🫧 retweeted
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I’m sorry, but men.. you must cover up your toes this summer, I Do Not want to see them (unless at a beach or pool where it’s acceptable)
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A trans woman bought my entire tab the other night. What kinda reverse happy Pride is this ðŸ˜ðŸ¥¹
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One time my (now ex) boyfriend of 5 years asked if we could try to tiddie fuck and I was like sure why not and I started crying because why would u embarrass me like that lmao omg the force I put in trying to push those babies together for some friction ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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Call me a traditionalist but u don’t want French fries in my burrito bro
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Took everything in me not to squeeze the shit Out of one of these apricots (they’re so cute)
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The fancy grocery store finally had the fancy @goodculturefood cottage cheese in stock. I had to grab a plethora
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Fucked my toe up real good after my show this weekend 😳😳😳
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I went outside and touched grass but got mad overstimmied
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Y’all ever get so overwhelmed you’re stuck in a freeze state
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I vibe heavy with sag’s
God sent sagittarius’s down here to kill us
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