What were they thinking??

If Sidious had a droid army AND a clone army…why have them fight? Why not combine them, kill the jedi & conquer the galaxy? Answer: because it’s a kids movie, dumbass. For God’s sake, it was 30 years ago. Let it go, already. What’s wrong with you

Absolute banger

Boomer tries to impress wife and other assorted hot ladies at a water park #boomer #boomers #lookatthisboomer

you will never in a million years guess how this promo starts

thinking about how, canonically, snoopy hit the beaches 82 years ago today to spearhead the liberation of europe

GRANDMA IS FREE !!!!!!!

New TLP is out! (You know how to find things at this point, just go look for the thing)

I think it’s all of them, say if I missed any

Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.

and to make matters worse they are boiling our champion in a large stew

$.07/ea OBO

love when kids do the arrow label thing honestly great SEO

Imagine spending thousands to make your opponent look this cool

More 👏 bartenders 👏 need 👏 to 👏 do 👏 this 👏

Young Bucks on BTE today: “Every day is a NEW DAY. That's a great point. Everytime you wake up, and the next day is a NEW DAY. I'm never afraid about the NEW DAY. When a NEW DAY is coming, I'm excited.” IT IS HAPPENING. 😭

Happy Pride month, or as my dad likes to call it "Gay Hanukkah".

"Alotta Fagina" is nowhere near as funny as "Pussy Galore" The parody was less insane than the original This has bothered me for 29 years I may need to see a specialist

The sad thing about “American Pie” is we’ll never truly understand the lyrics’ meaning. It’s inscrutable

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