Comedian | Writer | Visual Artist. Stuff: @choreomusical, @sketchesabout. Words in @mcsweeneys, @bwybeatnews, @PointsinCase and more. (she/her)
Joined June 2014
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24 Jul 2023
This party is over, so:
IG: annettestorckman
TikTok @nettlesandpaint
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10 Nov 2024
Gen Z, if you’re going to be fascists, I’m going to need you to at least not choose the worst fashion trends from Y2K to force us back into.
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Annette Storckman retweeted
22 Jun 2023
Man, fascism is just so BORING.
“ my whole personality is hating different things and I’ll do genocide” SNORE. Have an original thought you fucking dork.
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7 Nov 2024
Hot take: I don’t care what the rest of the world think about the election. Why? Because I only care about the American citizens who will be hurt, be k*lled, be left to die by this administration. I don’t care about liberal embarrassment, I care about people.
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6 Nov 2024
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6 Nov 2024
RT @rebexxxxa: idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women
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2 Oct 2024
I think this is the best take yet on this issue 👇
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13 Jul 2023
Blessings to my watercolor instructor who took my love of the medium from general enjoyment to coveted ADHD hyper-fixation 🤌
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13 Jul 2023
I would like to please give all of my heat related pregnancy vomiting to those lawmakers strip reproductive rights and give handouts to oil companies.
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12 Jul 2023
They put White Lotus under Drama and The Bear under Comedy????????
Media literacy is dead.
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Annette Storckman retweeted
12 Jul 2023
Victorian Ghost: "Welcome to the haunted mansion!"
Me: "All mansions are haunted by the exploitation of the worker by the mega-rich."
Victorian Ghost: "Oh man."
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11 Jul 2023
Ugh do I really have to go on Thr**ds? Mutuals, did you go there? I don’t want my Uncle Jim getting instant access to my shit posts.
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8 Jul 2023
THE MORE YOU TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS THE MORE I AM GOING TO SCREAM ABOUT THE COUNCIL OF NICAEA
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8 Jul 2023
Liberal Christian: I acknowledge our holidays are scheduled to replace pagan holidays.
Me: YUP & when the Council of Nicaea met making Christianity the religion of Rome, they chose the Bible to align with their pagan religion like the virgin birth of Romulus and misogyny and—
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