The side of orbit we dont normally see. (Parody)

Joined April 2010
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2 Dec 2012
Congrats on making the playoffs @houstontexans
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25 Nov 2012
Anyone else get a little hot and bothered when they eat some whataburger
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19 Nov 2012
Pimpin pimpin
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16 Nov 2012
@mikemcguff:Mix 96.5 KHMX dumps Kidd Kraddick;going local goo.gl/fb/tb44I” that's what he gets for having a Dallas based show in htown

16 Nov 2012
@mikemcguff: Mix 96.5 dropping Kraddick show to go local in morning drive ” his 1st mistake was having a Dallas show aired Houston #Houston
14 Nov 2012
Anyone ever notice how the Fuqua exit kind of sounds like "fuckwa"
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12 Nov 2012
@farbtweets: @astrosorbit When is foamer night? #Astrodome” the folks at minute maid turned killed foamer night
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12 Nov 2012
You know your broke when all you can buy is a bottle of Andre and bologna
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11 Nov 2012
Thank you veterans and all the men and women who are protecting the country as I type this on my old iMac
11 Nov 2012
Just saw the skeeters mascot, man don't he look special
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9 Nov 2012
“@hcrabtree2: “@astrosorbit: All systems go in the starship, now lets blast off into the weekend” @S_TKnowles 🚀⭐🌙🌌” oh you :)
9 Nov 2012
All systems go in the starship, now lets blast off into the weekend
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7 Nov 2012
found this jobless a-hole at the welfare line today
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7 Nov 2012
Just got through running laps at minute maid. It is way better than running laps in the done and avoiding giant rodents
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PASS THE REFRESHMENTS A COOL COOL BEVERAGE
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7 Nov 2012
Someday the United States will finally end the discrimination, and allow mascots to vote.
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7 Nov 2012
Watching the presidential race result on the jumbo tron. Someone get me a beer and a dome dog
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6 Nov 2012
@KHOUKatherine: @astrosorbit a big bite!” Yuuuuuuummmmm
6 Nov 2012
I hope the new president dont outlaw aliens living in the U.S. because I just got a job&i don't want to hide in the dome from frederallies
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6 Nov 2012
@slimthugga: #HOGGLIFE instagr.am/p/RrF2DtP6SV/” ain't got nothin on my space whip #stuntin