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Been #HoweOut for a long time: stubborn tactics, persistent lies to media/fans, no adaptability from Plan A, player favouritism. If he is the reason for losing Lewis Hall then even happy clappers will see through his BS. Unforgivable. #NUFC
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Another damning indictment of Howe and club. Talk a good game regards spotting talent and nurturing it. Had an England midfielder in academy from a bairn and they flogged him for £15m with no sell on. Send scouts around the world but couldn’t spot talent under their nose #NUFC
🚨 Manchester City verbal proposal to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson was worth £106m add-ons, taking it above £120m. #NFFC want British record fee guaranteed, not after bonuses. No fresh talks with #MCFC over 23yo England midfielder @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7335332…
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Jun 4
Hindsight is an incredible thing, Dan ashworth nailed Anderson to become Newcastles future CM for the next 10 years & future captain too. Didn’t want Joelinton signing a new contract and wanted to shift him on, but Howe went above his head to Amanda and told her to get Joelinton to sign a new contract. What was Dan ashworth smoking to see what Anderson would turn into? Anderson played over 50 games for Newcastle and had 3 good appearances
🚨 EXCL: Manchester City submit opening offer to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson. #MCFC bid rejected by #NFFC but pursuit ongoing. Club bosses spoke at UEFA dinner last week (no suggestion it was to negotiate deal). W/ @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7326604…
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This was his weak foot btw

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The prologue of THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001) packs more worldbuilding, scale, and spectacle into a few minutes than most fantasy films manage in an entire runtime.

What scene made you think "this is a classic"
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Just a reminder that Slot won the Premier League and the following season they regressed and finished 5th. He was judged on the here and now and not past success. That is how ambitious clubs operate #NUFC
Head coach Arne Slot has been sacked by Liverpool after two seasons in charge.
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May 27

ALT Ted Lasso Hope That Kills You GIF

It’s Nusa time, baby. 🇳🇴🌟 #NUFC

ALT Antonio Nusa Norway GIF

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6. Fantastic on his day but those days aren’t seen anywhere near enough. Hides when it gets tough. Questionable attitude. £70m/£75m is a wonderful bit of business. Handled all this so much better than Isak though, so fair play to him.
Anthony Gordon will leave Newcastle United with a record of: 152 appearances 39 goals 21 assists Multiple dodgy haircuts How would you rate his time at Newcastle out of 10?
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When Isak left I was gutted as he was class. Gordon has been good, but never great for me. He’s a runner, can press, but is bang average in a lot of ways…. £80 million is a mad price. Take it all day long.
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May 27
No issue selling a player for double the money we paid for him - Gordon is a trophy winner who’s been decent for us. Good luck to him. Issue is we will wait till August 31st to bring in Solly March as his succesor. Have no faith whatsoever Howe & Co will find better. 🤷‍♂️ #NUFC
🚨 Barcelona make proposal to sign Anthony Gordon from Newcastle United. Bid for 25yo #NUFC winger €80m bonuses; no agreement yet as talks over England int’l continue. Interest of other clubs ongoing but #FCBarcelona #FCBayern strongest @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/6431483…
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May 27
Seeing all these Barca fans buzz over Gordon glow up videos is making me howl. Pace abuser with no end product, and a narcissistic, stat pad, penalty merchant. Oh, and he can’t make a simple 5 yard pass. See you later pal. 👋💰 #NUFC
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NUFC's 2025/26 Premier League season 👇 Most defeats outside of relegation zone (17)✅ Most points dropped from winning positions (27)✅ Fewest points gained from losing positions (3)✅ Most goals conceded in final 15 mins (20)✅ Club's biggest summer transfer spend ever✅
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May 25
Brilliant decision. Now get rid of Howe.
"He’s a massive, massive inspiration to every player that’s here now” 🖤🤍 We’re delighted to announce that Academy graduate, Lewis Miley, has signed a new long-term contract with the club until 2032. Lewis joined the Academy aged seven and has since progressed through the ranks to become the club’s youngest ever appearance maker, and goalscorer, in the Premier League and UEFA Champions League 💫
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I have been asked to run this poll countless times this season. I promised I would run it once, at the end of the season, so we had all the facts. So….whilst the club seem to have backed him to lead us into next season, where do YOU stand on Eddie Howe’s future? #NUFC
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64% Howe OUT
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Could've put wissa and elanga in for a completely nothing game and tried a few other things but no, Favourites and players out of position
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May 21

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#NUFC recruitment chief Steve Nickson scouted Rayan for over a year. He was available for £25m in January, but we allowed Bournemouth to snap him up. Why? Because he wasn’t PL proven! Four months on, he has 7 G/A in the league - Murphy & Elanga have just 6 combined ALL SEASON…
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Eddie Howe. He sold Anderson and Minteh, but kept Willock, Longstaff, Lascelles, Murphy, & others.. That decision alone is tantamount to gross negligence. Hunting down and buying Elanga & Wissa too, for £105M. WOW!! I honestly dont know how anyone can defend him. #NUFC
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Howe must feel invincible at Newcastle. Horrendous form, horrendous recruitment, horrendous coaching and the same problems being exposed week in week out but he’s still got the confidence of everyone at the club. He’s going to be here for a long while yet isn’t he?
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