The real audit. Retired after a long career in infosec. Ham Radio Enthusiast - WSEZ478

Joined August 2008
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18 Jan 2019
Yep, that’s 💯 true....
17 Jan 2019
My friends... have you looked up “Infosec” in the Urban Dictionary? “A profession that turns normal people into whiskey drinking, swearing, paranoid, disheartened curmudgeons with no hope for the future of computers or humanity.”
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In search for a dozen Amish guys who feel like working on a drywall ceiling. 🥴🥴🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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21 Dec 2025
Jim Beam shutting down bourbon production at Kentucky distillery for a year as Trump’s trade wars hit sales… NOOOOOOOO
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22 Jul 2025
Rest In Power to the metal god Ozzy Osborne. Thank you for creating the genre that I fell in love with and gives me peace and comfort.
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GAYLORD & SURROUNDING COMMUNITIES! Our team is set up at Kohls - 2450 M-32, Gaylord, MI 49735 We have supplies and we are serving food! COME SEE US! Please help spread the word!
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2 Mar 2025
🍯 If you've never seen or worked with a Honeypot, watch this video. It covers how to setup almost 20 honeypots (and visualize the data) to trap attackers. Video: youtube.com/watch?v=FjZmhI_l…
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This week @TypicalHB is learning what repping on the @PBATour feels like.
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23 Nov 2024
HOLY SHT! This is the greatest 2A collection I have ever seen 🔥🔥🔥 If you love your 2A, YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!!!!
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17 Jul 2024
BREAKING: Dan Bongino says there was supposed to be a tactical team on the roof where Thomas Crooks shot from but they chose to post up in a 2nd-floor window instead. Bongino accused the USSS of "bullsh*tting" and lying to the American people. Bongino suggested that the sn*per team may have been confused when they initially saw Crooks on the roof because it was supposed to be manned by a tactical team. "They never showed up on that roof... nobody checked,” @dbongino said.
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And we're live
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💥💥💥
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We’re deeply saddened to share the news of Lizzy Musi’s passing. She was a treasured member of the racing world and our Street Outlaws community. We extend our condolences to her family and all those who loved her.
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Would you??
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finally an effective cover letter
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26 Jan 2024
After 4 years on SSD, it’s become much clearer how my late wife felt not being able to do a damn thing other then raising our kids. Only now our kids are grown adults and I have nothing to do.
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14 Jan 2024
People suck. That is all.
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If you don’t bring peace, value, wisdom or understanding to my life , I don’t want or need you in it . I don’t owe anyone anything - anyone I owed - I paid. Period
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Wikileaks just dumped all of their files online. Everything from Hillary Clinton's emails, McCain's being guilty, Vegas shooting done by an FBI sniper, Steve Jobs HIV letter, PedoPodesta, Afghanistan, Syria, Iran, Bilderberg, CIA agents arrested for rape, WHO pandemic. Happy Digging! Here you go, please read and pass it on..... file.wikileaks.org/file/... These are Clinton’s emails: file.wikileaks.org/file/clin… Index file! file.wikileaks.org/file/ Please feel free to share with everyone you can as fast as you can! @catturd2

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3 Dec 2023
Make as many good memories as you can because at some stage in your life, if you’re lucky enough, you’ll be able to remember some of them.
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8 Nov 2023
So much to do that I need massive help with in such short time. Wouldn’t be surprised if another heart attack happens but this time, it won’t be one that I walk out of the hospital from.
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