deeply cerebral
Joined March 2015
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12 Nov 2025
getting full bangs is a canon event for me iβm afraid
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Jun 14
having a piece of pie at a small diner in the middle of florida while it pours rain and thereβs thunder outside. vibe is immaculate.
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Jun 13
whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde
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Jun 13
i notice the incels have finally discovered my account here and i want to state that i canβt be ragebaited in that way so yβall will have to take that attention-seeking behavior to someone else who cares.
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gmm β
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Jun 12
i talk to people on social media for a living and itβll never cease to blow my mind that the most emotional, irrational people are always men
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Jun 10
I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment
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Jun 10
why is @loveislandusa so unnecessarily freaked out i tried to watch the new season and the first episode iβm disgusted
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Jun 10
really love cassadaga florida and iβm happy to spend my birthday in the psychic capital of the world
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Jun 9
today is my birthday βοΈπ«Άπ»π 30s are the best years of my life
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Jun 7
bro i am not leaving my house in 2027
Jun 7
Take flight on a bold new adventure.
Spyro: A Realm Beyond, coming Spring 2027.
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Jun 7
still canβt believe i found another 80s home with a mirror wall i am the luckiest
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Jun 6
i have nothing appropriate to say
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Jun 5
saw a funny post glorifying a shopping plaza here in jax and i liked it because thatβs where culverβs is
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Jun 5
i knew ethel cain was an aquarius moon like me because when people tried to cancel her she didnβt gaf and just kept moving forward acknowledging that people can grow as people but didnβt let them win
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Jun 5
I want my summer to feel exactly like this
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