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AussiePostDelays @aust_post

The home of delayed & destroyed post. Still trying to work out why we deliver a third-world service in a first-world country. Might involve par*dy.

Joined February 2021
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PerthNow @perthnow
May 6
Looking to get in on the FIFO lifestyle but not sure where to start? FIND OUT HERE: perthnow.com.au/news/busines…
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Happy New Year, everyone. We hope 2023 is your best year yet. ~Janice X
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Good evening, you bastards. Been a while. How’ve we bin? (sic) emphasising the long sin bin… ~Janice *Counting the time until the next ban.
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Nope, looks OK to us. Not sure what the issue is here at all… ~Taj
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Happy Easter, you miserable bastards. Here’s a fantastic delivery by one of our Posties to cheer you right up. Textbook. ~Dick (The smash you can hear isn’t our fault)
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Good evening, folkers. Happy New Year and all that. This has been sent in from somebody in Perth, NT. No idea what’s happened here. Probably the sunken rail line. For the fourth year in a row. Anyway, who reads books these days? Gotta be @RoyalMail ‘s fault, not ours.
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Top of the morning to you, Australia. This is how we’re delivering like never before. 👏🏻 Credit: Hubert Humperdinkle - Sydney, WA
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Happy New Year, everyone. Wishing you all a wonderful 2025. ~Barry
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Happy Easter, everyone. ~Barry
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Rude…
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This year, we decided to do an inter-depot Secret Santa between our Sydney and Melbourne locations. Here’s how it’s going… ~Barry
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⭐️ Team work makes the dream work. More happy customers again this week.
Nicole @nicoleeeee_93
15 Dec 2023
Um thanks @auspost for delivering my Christmas presents to my family this year... the perfume bottles were definitely not broken at all and the surprise wasn't ruined either
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Bloody hell. He was in line for employee of the month for December. Always be careful, folks. ~Barry
10 News Sydney
 @10NewsSyd
13 Dec 2023
A 39-year-old man has been arrested and charged for allegedly sending over 17 million scam texts pretending to be courier and toll organisations such as AusPost and Linkt. NSW Police took the man into custody from an address in Moorebank early Tuesday morning. The arrest follows an investigation into SIM boxes - devices which reportedly can hold over 250 regular SIM cards and have the ability to send 150,000 text messages containing fraudulent links per day. The man has been charged with using equipment connected to a network to commit a serious offence.
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This is bloody fantastic service. 👇🏻
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Another incredibly happy customer. You’re welcome. ⭐️
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Good morning, you wonderful people of Trinidad & Tobago. Have a wonderful day. ~Barry *Image stolen from someone’s parcel
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Delivering like never. ~Management
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More wonderful feedback. 👏🏻 ~Management
hariadya @hari_adya
11 Dec 2023
Bravo auspost 👏 not even make an attempt to deliver and mark it as ‘no one in attendance’, is this how you hit your targets?? Useless people… @auspost @AusPostSucks @AusPostBiz @stampsaustralia @auspostentgov @aust_post @WorstAustralian
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Another smorgasbord of incredible feedback. You guys make our world t̶u̶r̶d̶ turn ~Mavis
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Outstanding effort, Keith. A shining example of what we’re capable of. 👏🏻
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