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Pad Thai enthusiast. Buildings, cities, bicycles, fog. Product person, looking for a new opportunity. Alumna @bluebeam @bevyhq @airbnb @twitter @Cal

Joined November 2008
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AV@av
22 Jan 2020
Pounds of butter should be packaged with 2 sticks salted and 2 sticks unsalted: cooking butter _and_ eating butter, in a single package. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
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AV@av
Jan 6
OH: "We need to start a socialist juice store called Jugo Chávez"
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AV@av
Jan 5
A remake of Columbo with @RealChalamet Just putting that out there for the world
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AV@av
26 Nov 2025
In tears at how beautiful the new @mcsweeneys is
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AV@av
25 Nov 2025
SF Folks: lost a backpack at 6th and Fulton. Containing men's jacket, kid's jacket, water bottle. Nothing of value in the backpack but would be great to get back! (so we don't have to re-buy jackets.) Spread the word?
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AV@av
25 Nov 2025
black packpack, light gray fuzzy men's jacket, two-tone blue kid's jacket (with stripey liner layer), light green water bottle with ENO sticker
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AV@av
25 Nov 2025
In front of 758 6th Ave, right off of Fulton!
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AV@av
17 Oct 2025
Using my birthday as an opportunity to unsubcribe from email lists—a pediatric dentist we haven't taken the kid to in 6 years, a pediatric dentist we haven't taken the kid to in 4 years, etc.
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AV@av
16 Oct 2025
Following up on that lil shaker from this morning: the California Earthquake Brace & Bolt program, which provides grants of up to $3k for homeowners, has extended its deadline through tomorrow, Oct 17: crmp.org/our-seismic-retrofi…
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AV@av
16 Oct 2025
Earthquake on the day of the Great Shake Out (and one day before the 1989 earchquake anniversary)?
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AV@av
2 Oct 2025
Total days of _all_ US federal government shutdowns prior to Trump: 48 Federal government shutdown days under Trump: 40 and counting en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Govern…

Government shutdowns in the United States - Wikipedia

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AV@av
8 May 2025
Do _not_, I repeat: do _not_ search for "ladyfingers" on the Target website if you want to keep your desire to make tiramisù later today
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AV@av
13 Feb 2025
Earthquake?!
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Nate Wolff@proffwolff
13 Jan 2025
I learn so much from novels. Types of knots, types of boats, types of whales, parts of whales, methods for processing whales, what can be made from whale, shape of whale, what the whale did, the whale's likely motivation, color of said whale, metaphysical ramifications of said co
florence 🦐🏳️‍🌈
@morallawwithin
11 Jan 2025
I don’t know what people learn from novels & poems that isn’t more rigorously exposited and defended in philosophy texts
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AV@av
4 Nov 2024
Hey @Navan—my ticket got cancelled, via my app, apparently. I did not cancel it. I've got screenshots that show that half of the flight back still existed after it showed as cancelled. And I didn't get a single email. 1/
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AV@av
4 Nov 2024
And: the moment I found out about the cancellation was this morning, when I was about to export my itinerary as a PDF and email it to myself. And there was only a hotel. 4/
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AV@av
4 Nov 2024
I would really like this to be resolved with a flight credit. Thank you. 5/5
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AV@av
24 Sep 2024
Caroline Ellison is only 30?!
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Noah Garfinkel@NoahGarfinkel
11 Sep 2024
A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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