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Joined April 2010
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6 May 2025
We’re available @Royal_Farms
After nearly 10 amazing years together, our partnership with Justin Tucker has come to a close. We’re incredibly grateful for the creativity, energy, and heart he's brought to the Royal Farms family. It’s been a meaningful and memorable ride.💙🐔
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20 Apr 2024
They did it. Those crazy sob’s did it.

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9 Mar 2024
I voted for O. BEARMAN as #F1DriveroftheDay. Make your vote here: formula1.com/en/vote.html df0603krefnld.cloudfront.net…

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6 Mar 2024
@charmcityjs is having their march meetup tonight @ 7:30 pm EST. We're still meeting virtually so it's easy for anyone to attend from almost anywhere. Joins us tonight to hear about cURL, rapid prototyping, and typescript. Info to join: #javascript #typescript #reactjs
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6 Mar 2024
Join our slack slack.charmcityjs.org or rsvp for the meetup here meetup.com/charmcityjs/event… to get info on how to attend
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cat is the most misused thing by programmers new to linux. I cringe every time someone uses it wrong in a bash script. Thread below with proper uses of cat only
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Every NFL teams season in a Simpsons clip: a thread
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Brandon Hyde should be AL Manager of the Year and it shouldn’t even be a discussion what he has done with this Orioles team this year is tremendous. Nobody expected the Orioles to be the 2nd best team in baseball he deserves credit.
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18 May 2023
Really feeling Nate's dad in the most recent episode of #TedLasso #fatherhood #parenting
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6 Mar 2023
Most people would rather trash the thing they don’t like or use instead of understanding the thing they don’t like or use. #hottake #javascript #webdevelopment
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25 Nov 2022
An awesome talk lineup for December! Still looking for talks for our January meetup! #javascript #javascriptmeetup #ReactJS #emberjs #VueJS #javascripttalks
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I was fired from Twitter this morning because during a code review, I had a procedure called "upDo.g" and when Elon asked me "what's upDo.g?" I said "nothing much, what's up with you." He walked away and then my badge stopped working & security escorted me out of the building.
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15 Nov 2022
Me watching the very paused @Ticketmaster queue for Taylor Swift tickets. #Ticketmaster #TaylorSwiftErasTour

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15 Nov 2022
THE PROGRESS BAR HAS STARTED MOVING

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15 Nov 2022
I can still smell the fresh paint
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19 Oct 2022
SMDH 🤦‍♂️
Tampa police carrying out the first arrests of Gov. Ron DeSantis’ new election security force were surprised and almost sympathetic. “I’ve never seen these charges before in my entire life,” one officer said. trib.al/oJIDNog
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Less than a week!