The prosecution lawyer is so hot this is insane. Couldn’t be an easier guilty verdict. I’d tongue fuck a toaster just to watch her examine another witness. Good thing there’s 15 more people who watched this guy try to strangle someone with a dog leash #HornyAtJuryDuty
Mom is making me get first aid certified at 7am tomorrow to help my resume. I’m sure knowing CPR is going to help me land a data science job #unemployed