CTE Survivor | 1-Time DIII College Soccer Player | Comedy Prod-Writer-Shooter-Editor | 1/2 of Local Studs
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7 Nov 2024
this is literally how the Planet of the Apes started, and given recent events, thank God. I for one welcome our new leader, Caesar. Ape Together Strong
40 monkeys escaped from a research facility in South Carolina on Wednesday night.
A police search is underway and residents have been advised to keep doors and windows secured.
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conservatives: Zohran Mamdani is bringing Sharia Law to NYC
also conservatives:
Gender segregation in polite society. Creating separate spaces for men and women, and clearly defined rules and boundaries when dealing with the opposite sex helps maintain order and reduce unwanted and uncomfortable interactions.
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Jun 15
RT @queerlilgremlin: “almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet
weird
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Jun 14
Republican politicians are allowed to go on TV and say the most gutter racist shit about a Super Bowl halftime show featuring a Spanish-speaking artist but if a single Democrat called what's happening on the White House lawn "white trash" it would be repeated for years
So Zelensky desecrated the White House by not wearing a suit but this is ok?????
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Jun 11
"You're allowed to think about the worst case scenario, but you gotta do something about it"
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Jun 12
Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children.
History's first trillionaire.
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Jun 10
There’s basically two stories about the World Cup right now, it’s either
“US Customs hooks Tajik team up to the BallGrabber 7000 as they exit bus”
or
“59 year old man in Bentonville excitedly invites entire Congolese team to have breakfast with him at Waffle House”
Jun 8
🗣️ “I want to say thank you to Algeria for choosing Lawrence, Kansas.” 🇺🇸
The locals in USA are all getting behind Algeria. 🇩🇿
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dudes will say this then bully a gay man into suicide
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In a normal democracy this would be so illegal
Jun 9
NEW: The Trump-aligned org Citizens for Sanity is dropping a six-figure ad buy in the Texas Senate race.
The ad is a 15 second clip of AI-generated James Talarico singing a "trans kids" rendition of “Favorite Things."
Obtained first by @DailyCaller:
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Jun 9
If Wemby really meant all that ethical shit he would’ve challenged his foul on behalf of the knicks there when they ran out
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Jun 3
it's a tough call who to believe between the guy who had every financial incentive to just shut up and keep cashing checks and the woman whose job it is to systematically destroy the CBS News apparatus without you noticing
Fired "60 Minutes" journalist Scott Pelley says CBS News boss Bari Weiss is lying when she says there was an effort to "find a way back" for him.
"At no point did anyone in the meeting suggest there could be steps taken by either side that would lead to a resolution. Weiss and Tom Cibrowski were openly hostile from the start. 'Firing' was raised by Cibrowski in the first 15 seconds. No CBS executive, at any time, suggested 'a way back.' To say so now is disingenuous. And they know it. In fact, Weiss, Cibrowski and Nick Bilton refused to answer my questions. I asked Weiss a number of questions about why she fired the entire senior staff of '60 Minutes' a few days before and without cause. 'I'm not answering that question,' she said... These executives cannot gain the trust of the staff with lies. This is antithetical to everything we stand for and reveals contempt for what journalists do."
variety.com/2026/tv/news/cbs…
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Had to put The Beast from Sicario over this
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May 31
Call me crazy, but I want my tax dollars to go towards feeding hungry kids instead of bombing Iran.
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May 29
If you turned on the TV in another country and saw the leader's daughter-in-law giving him a softball interview on a major "news" channel, you would rightfully assume that country is a tinpot dictatorship.
May 29
LARA TRUMP: Having a conflict just in front of the midterms isn't ideal
TRUMP: You have a very short window
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May 26
Myrlie Evers-Williams just turned 93 on March 17th. This history ain’t old.
Myrlie Louise Evers kisses the forehead of her husband, civil rights activist Medgar Evers, after his assassination. His white supremacist killer would evade conviction for 31 years.
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May 26
Child rapists when the Attorney General on their case is a Republican
May 26
Adam Hoffman raped his son’s best friend for 3 years
First-degree felony. Life without parole.
Ken Paxton’s office gutted it to 60 days. He walked free after 30.
No sex offender registration. His record scrubbed clean.
Texas protects predators with power!
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The United States has no universal healthcare, but we DO have 49 private insurance billionaires.
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May 24
Just a reminder that Elon destroyed America’s ability to prevent Ebola, then made a big show of admitting it was a mistake, and then he just never fixed it
JUST IN: Number of Ebola cases in Congo reaches 1,000, according to the health ministry
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I posted these last year and had a thousand chuds in the comments calling me slurs and saying that they would never touch national parks. I’d like to take this moment to say: fuck you.
May 22
The Trump administration is opening up land for oil and gas drilling in or around:
—The Grand Canyon
—Zion National Park
—Joshua Tree National Park
—Arches National Park
—Grand Teton National Park
—Denali National Park
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