Joined September 2015
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You take the man out of the city not the city out of the man
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nakakahiya maging bisaya dahil sa mga ddshits🥲
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"At a certain point in our lives, we lose control of what's happening to us, and our lives become controlled by fate. That's the greatest lie."
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I'm stuck between "chase that dream there's no promise tomorrow" and "failing to plan is planning to fail"
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Jan 15 2026 I just won a computational battle against my HR Manager 💪🥳🎊
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nahibaro pala ak san disgrasya sa tigbao bypass rd tas yana may nagbanggaay na liwat kuno sa benloi tas mayda pa truck sa bypass nga nagkahulog an steel bars?! naanano na ba🫤
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SOMETIMES THE NICEST PEOPLE YOU MEET SMOKE AND DRINK, AND SOMETIMES THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS.
Hit me with the harshest reality truth
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"In war, men are nothing; one man is everything"
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19 Nov 2025
di ka na pokpok obri?
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20 Nov 2025
The shortest route isn't always the fastest
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16 Nov 2025
If you understand this reference, you are one of us.
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19 Nov 2025
pacing because what in the complex integration is this😵‍💫
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28 Oct 2025
Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)
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30 Oct 2025
para sayo ‘to squirtle
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30 Oct 2025
"The Long Walk" is proof that you don't need fancy production to hook people into watching your movie. You just need ✨ good writing ✨
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29 Sep 2025
3 certifications in a week! lezgo👺
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29 Sep 2025
sakit gud ada an pagiging DDS
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22 Sep 2025
DDS script: ‘You didn’t complain about floods during Duterte’s 6 years.’ We are truly sorry for the lapse. We unfortunately had to deal w/ extrajudicial killings, a militarized COVID response, corrupt procurement of medical equipment and PPEs, the surrender of the West Phil Sea,
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How big is ₱35,240,000,000.00? To exhaust that amount in just one year, you would need to spend a staggering ₱96.85 million every single day. Sounds unreal? Even if you decided to spend ₱3 million a day, it would still take you 32 years and 4 months before the money finally runs out. In a real-life situation, ₱35.24 billion could have funded the complete 4-year college education of 1.7 million Filipino students, assuming an average tuition of ₱20,000 per semester. That’s an entire generation of future professionals whose dreams could have been secured with this amount. That is how massive ₱35.24 billion is. Ganun ka kalala, Zaldy Co!
23 Sep 2025
35.24 BILLION PESOS.
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23 Sep 2025
Sa Bulacan pa lang yung 35billion. hindi pa kasama ibang lugar sa pilipinas. 2022 to 2025 pa lang yon. hindi pa kasama yung mga nakaraang taon, mga nakaraang administrasyon. Sa DPWH pa lang yon. hindi pa kasama ibang ahensya ng gobyerno. hindi tayo mahirap na bansa putangina
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