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12 Mar 2023
Thought it was weird enough that Harper was licking my t shirt.. turns out she was licking up the little bit of sick sheโd thrown up onto it which made it even weirder ๐
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1 Mar 2023
Harper has mastered side eye & it is now the only look I get when I say her nameโฆfantastic ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐
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19 Jan 2023
What good are suction plates when your child knows exactly how to peel them off and laugh about it ๐คฏ๐
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18 Jan 2023
After only really having bad news from the vets for the last few months, waiting for them to call and tell me Belle is awake and ready to be picked up is excruciating ๐ฉ
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5 Dec 2022
First year decorating for Christmas with a toddler wasโฆstressfulโฆ0/10 - would not recommend ๐
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14 Nov 2022
3 puppies, 2 dogs & a baby all sleepingโฆI can actually hear myself think ๐ how long will this last and how much housework can I get done โฑ๏ธ๐จ
5 Nov 2022
5 puppies ripping each other & their mum to pieces, Yogi hiding on the sofa and occasionally barking at the puppies, Harper climbing on Belle & Yogi for cuddles and Trolls blasting out the tvโฆitโs not even 10am ๐ณ Happy Saturday ๐
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21 Oct 2022
Every time I think my nose is healed, Harper goes and smacks/headbutts it and itโs back to being tender ๐ #devilchild
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18 Sep 2022
Harper has just taken two steps..sheโs basically going off to school now ๐ญ
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19 Jul 2022
The amount of times Iโve said โno bitingโ today, and not even to the dogs ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ #devilchild
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24 Jun 2022
I would LOVE to be watching Billie at Glastonbury right now ๐๐ซ
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14 Jun 2022
Playing dominoes & the loser shots parma violet gin..what have we become ๐
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23 Mar 2022
Iโm really not enjoying the 4am awake hour that Harper has decided to include in our night ๐ด the kid tricked me by sleeping so well from day one!
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16 Feb 2022
Is this weather keeps killing the internet and kicking me out of Netflix ๐คฌ๐คฌ