Executive Producer for Saturday Night Live

Joined October 2015
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#Teslatank just dropped
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If you’re a man and you voted for Kamala Harris can you reply to this thread with a picture of yourself. This is for scientific research purposes.
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Is this how the Village People started?
Insane link up #UFC306
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ALT Excited Great Job GIF by Sesame Street

17 Aug 2024
Muslim immigrants in UK: "This is our country now! There's nothing you can do about it!" — Coming soon to the United States.
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Thought this was Alan Dershowitz
He brought his date to his high school reunion
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This is all terribly wrong. This was suppose to be a Trump assassination *and* a JFK jr is alive reveal all at the same time. The truth will come to light.
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Jack Nicholson was a ghost the whole time. #spoiler
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It took all of them to screw in a lightbulb?
7 Jun 2024
Take a look at the Miss Poland contestants. Noticing anything?
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postnassel quip retweeted
THE CHARACTER ACTOR JOHN POLITO FANDOM IS DYING!!! I NEED TEN POLITO PALS TO NOT JUST FAV BUT FAV AND RT THIS PHOTO. I THINK I KNOW WHO WILL…
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This is an ass.
29 May 2024
This is the largest aircraft in the world — the Airlander 10
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Shit like this is why the Democrats keep loosing.
It was with great appreciation that I received the Presidential Medal of Freedom from our great and patriotic President of the United States Joe Biden. The Medal is an honor that is respected because it is about America’s highest value: freedom. Freedom was the vision of our founders, is the purpose of our men and women in uniform, and is our promise to our children. It is with reverence for freedom and respect for those who have received the Medal of Freedom that I am deeply honored. I am grateful to my family, constituents, and supporters who make my public service possible. United by our love of country and abiding respect for Democracy and the Constitution, we will always give “proof through the night that our flag is still there,” with liberty and justice for all. Thank you for your support. -NP #MondayMotivation
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It looks like students can just walk around on the grass.
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.@MattJHarris85 any news of Rowe maybe moving up to '24? I could see Rowe/Ant filling ball mover duties w/ flashes in '24 (what Mizzou needs) and then exploding in '25.
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I agree with Israeli Wolf Blitzer!
This Israeli demonstrator says Israel is treating Palestinians like Nazi Germany treated Jews in the 1930s, as thousands protested in Tel Aviv against PM Netanyahu and his government’s war on Gaza ⤵️
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Wrong answers only
22 Feb 2024
just an incredible array of filmmaking talent
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I see Conan O'Brien, Chris Farley and Ellen DeGeneres
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Thinking of Nelson Mandela tweeting his experience.
Update: Today I got another rancid taste of the RETALIATION TORTURE of the DC Jail, US Marshalls & Corrupt Biden Regime FBI. (THIS IS CALLED DIESEL THERAPY) They woke me up at 4am and forced me into 3 point shackles, hands, feet, and waist chained together like Hannibal Lecter They tossed me in a van full DC carjacker crooks & drove me to the US Federal Court House and threw me in the freezing basement nicknamed 'THE TOMBS' with metal benches for 8 hours.... & then they took a single photo of me. Completely pointless. They transported me back to DC JAIL GULAG to solitary confinement and keep me in a decrepit holding cell for another 4 hours!! I just got back to my cell & it was completely RIPPED APART, paperwork everywhere, searching for whatever legal documents I had left they didn't destroy when they moved me 2 days ago! I'm still in the 24/7 solitary confinement unit without soap, deodorant, a toothbrush, cups, bowls or utensils. But Gods grace is sufficient. In the name of Jesus the MOUNTAIN HAS TO MOVE. Was this the 'solution' the DC Jail officials promised me yesterday? God help us, our criminal justice system is run my masochistic madmen. #DCSWAMP #FEDSURRECTION #DEMOCRATS #FBIGESTAPO Call your Congressman please for the love of God & Country! House of Representatives: 202-224-3121 US Senate: 202-225-3121 WHERE IS THE NEW J6 SELECT COMMITTEE SPEAKER JOHNSON?!! DEMAND IT!!! #FREETHEJAN6ERS
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Actually not true. But a great soundbite! The south was more like the last feudal state. Slaves being the serfs, the owners being the gentry class. It was the industrialization of the north and it's corresponding commodification of everything that more accurately reflects US imp
Growing up in the USA, people are deliberately *not* taught to understand the connection between modern US imperialism & the chattel slave system.
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Dude you scammed the state of Mississippi into buying your daughter her own tennis facility.
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