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B2D retweeted
17 Jun 2024
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30 Nov 2022
i know what they look like. but on the low. i kinda fuck with rock shrimp
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15 Jun 2021
If ya girl buys snacks from home goods stores just know i know she a freak
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28 May 2021
Every decision I make is by vote. 3-0 or I ain’t doing it. That’s why you ain’t ever see me, myself, and I alone in a room together. Now last night when I wanted steak, I had to do some campaigning for me to get the myself vote (who owed him a favor) and we did end up at Outback.
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20 Apr 2021
They actually made it a law a few years back that every man must say their fashion icon is Asap Rocky
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23 Jan 2021
every day i lay out five slices of mortadella and search the white specks for symbols. today i find three good symbols and two evil. i gobble the evils and place the goods back in the wrapping. i do this until i have a complete set of tarotdella. New Yorkers pay $17 for my panini
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23 Jan 2021
the name of every cheesemaker who first discovered a cheese is lost to time but they make my babies memorize the name of every man who owned a boat between 1046-1612 and then they act like there isn’t an agenda
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6 Jan 2021
love sippin’ on champagne. love sippin’ on a lil bubbly. feels like pop rocks, looks like jacuzzi water. my cul-de-sac elegance. Ed, Edd n’ Eddy typa zippy juice and im Ed Sheeran. pop a ferrero rocher in my champagne then im whispering in my waiter’s ear—“call that my ambrosia.”
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5 Dec 2020
i was eatin at bbq joint in NY n i got some bbq sauce on my thumb and then i sucked the bbq sauce off and exclaimed “mhm that was finger-lickin good” n boy at table next to us says thumbs a digit n i bash him n that boy was rat bastard cuomo n thats why restaurants is closed now.
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27 Nov 2020
spent my entire thanksgiving explaining to my family that i don't smoke, i just smell like that because they got the pacman machine at Dave & Busters right by the kitchen. sure i coulda left the establishment, but pacman's my game and my grandma mean. so i held down the fort.
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