Joined April 2012
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5 Jun 2019
Why does Detroit need a straight pride parade when there is already the Woodward Dream Cruise?
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15 Jul 2025
Studying film* to improve my game.
*the Mario kart post race replay option
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15 May 2025
Unpopular opinion: I don’t care about prime time & nationally televised games. I miss when all of our games were at 1pm on Sundays
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13 May 2025
I love that Google is useless now because of AI
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28 Apr 2025
Time for me to bring back this video
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2 Apr 2025
Let’s go harder: 9 pouches of zyn as well
2 Apr 2025
9/9/9/9
9 hot dogs, 9 beers, 9 cigarettes, 9 innings
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21 Mar 2025
“This is your traditional door dash bond, full of AAA rated College kid Taco Bell orders fund by their parents credit card at the top all the way to B rated unemployed 35 year olds’ sushi orders at the bottom”
20 Mar 2025
DoorDash and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments or deferred options aligned with payday schedules.
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18 Mar 2025
I think it’s really nice of Elon to give everyone an opportunity to write off huge losses on their taxes next year!
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16 Mar 2025
Obviously divorced guys singing break up songs during karaoke is closest they can get to therapy
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6 Mar 2025
Good morning .
Andy passed away peacefully this morning beside his loving family. We thank you all for your support and love over the years. This was a genuine space of laughter and kindness. Please carry this spirit on in honor of Andy.
As always, Faturday forever and FTB .
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4 Mar 2025
Bro dismantled the CFPB and is suddenly offering 0% APR, you’re gonna get FUCKED on this deal
4 Mar 2025
0% APR now available for all Model 3 trims
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28 Feb 2025
And she is a real person, not a bot. (Found on socials, has a verified account and email is her full name)
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24 Feb 2025
*puts on “Lofi Girl - beats to relax & study to” to read the most distressing articles and essays*
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