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Crysis Aktore @badangus
Joined March 2009
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Mueller, She Wrote
@MuellerSheWrote
2 Jun 2024
In the future when news is done by AI, what will they call the rare carbon-based analysts?
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Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
12 Feb 2024
Just like we drew it up.
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MrBeast
@MrBeast
22 Jan 2024
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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I hate Wisconsin Nazis even more than Illinois Nazis
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Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
18 Aug 2023
When I agree with Catturd, a national consensus has been reached.
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I'm in!
Mark Hamill
@MarkHamill
1 Aug 2023
HOORAY!!! I've successfully created a distraction. I feel like the new Green M&M! Thanks to all who helped make this a thing & yes, it already IS a thing. A dumb thing, but still...Now how BIG CAN YOU MAKE IT for no apparent reason?🤪 #TweetlessTuesday rb.gy/pdijj
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Doktor Zoom, a well-meaning elderly man.@DoktorZoom
9 May 2023
Replying to @ThePlumLineGS
It's maybe worth noting that Tonya Dodd, the local Moms for Liberty chair who took credit today for keeping the children of Chattanooga safe from gosling-raising bears, was up in the middle of the night barking at the moon about chemtrails. I swear I am not making this up.
Reply by Tonya Dodd, chair of a Tennessee chapter of Moms for Liberty/Censorship, to a local weather forecast: "Keep on cloud seeding and geoengeneering and see what happens. It never fails we have clear nice days, then a day full of trails in the sky, then crazy weather."

ALT Reply by Tonya Dodd, chair of a Tennessee chapter of Moms for Liberty/Censorship, to a local weather forecast: "Keep on cloud seeding and geoengeneering and see what happens. It never fails we have clear nice days, then a day full of trails in the sky, then crazy weather."

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Andrew—#IAmTheResistance
@AmoneyResists
30 Apr 2023
.@roywoodjr just DESTROYED Clarence Thomas at the White House Correspondents Dinner and it was AMAZING.
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A 2.5-star beer in a 1-star category. And a perfect replacement for whatever macro you are boycotting this week. 🤣 Reminds me a bit of '90s era Milwaukee's Best, which also punched above its weight class.
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Who else besides me and (probably) @elonmusk thinks @Microsoft should have named their AI chatbot Bong?
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1st go at @Google's Bard... ME: Explain the basics of SEM strategy, only using iambic pentameter? BARD: Sure, here is an iambic pentameter explanation of the basics of SEM strategy: In SEM, to generate clicks and sales, You must first set your goals, then choose your keywords.
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Your ads should be relevant, your landing pages too, And your bids should be competitive. You must monitor your results and make adjustments, To ensure that your SEM strategy is successful. SEM can be a powerful tool, But it requires careful planning and execution.
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ME: Ain't nothing iambic or pentameter about that, Shakespeare. Kinda figured you'd do better. 🥴
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My @Twitter #foryou page is full of stale tweets that are mostly NOT what I want to read. Just me?
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So I guess the team in charge of keeping hard-core porn off the feed got fired?
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The hands gave it away...
Matthew Sheffield@mattsheffield
16 Dec 2022
It appears that Donald Trump's NFT image of himself as a cowboy comes from an Amazon image that was slightly altered. amazon.com/Scully-Rangewear-…
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IMO "Horns" is a performance actor.
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Damn, that IS a tiny hand.
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Kung Flu Hustle #PutFluInAFilm
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I deserve it because I applied for the WienerMobile internship in 1992 and you guys never called back. And look at me now! #Tweet2Lease
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