flareon fanboy ๐ฅ | so funny, so topical, so tired. | โโ๏ธโ๐โ๐
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15 Feb 2019
Me: tells Grindr guy I'm on here because it's a nice distraction from depression and loneliness
Him: nice so do you have any more pics
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Jun 14
how misinformation spreads
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youโre asking me this today? on the one day a year single
people are legally allowed to have sex?
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Jun 14
Bebe Rexha just dropped song of the year and everyone is silent.
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โฆwhat do cowboys fans have to do with this?
Jun 14
The worst fans in all of sports get to be happy rn Iโm sick
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Jun 14
down town san antonio rn
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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani and NY Governor Kathy Hochul watching the World Cup match between Brazil and Morocco.
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Jun 13
Need to do this w Ben
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dua lipa reading a book ON TOP of callum turnerโฆ oh. my. god!!!!!
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haircut โ
lunch โ
cleaning โ
bebe rexha streamings โ
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this was so cunt idc
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i had no idea she was out here hitting those notes in 2002 ๐ซช
Jun 12
24 years ago today, American Idol found Americaโs best vocalist on their very first try and no oneโs even come close since ๐ญ
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bunheads. i donโt care if its been almost ten years
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best of friends we take a vow
keep our secrets here and now
beanie feldstein selma blair
katy perry walk on air
think i may i think i might
a gatorade i drink tonight
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