Not a poet or a DJ. Bookings: katehaldanemanagement.com/ or pj@violetterecords.com Follow @NotesFound

Joined July 2014
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My new collection of short stories, Boomerang Process, is out now. DM me if you want a copy. I’ll get it posted out the following day.
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Jun 13
I better get my sleeping bag.
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Jun 13
I better get my sleeping bag.
Liverpools going to be decked out in Mountain Equipment simlair to that year the van of Bayern Munich kits got robbed around 2000 and every kid in Walton had one.
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Dignity by Deacon Blue.
Jun 12
What would you say is the most Scouse song ever?
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Nearly halfway to the target!
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Stu is swimming eleven miles! You can sponsor him using the link below. He’s raising money to try and get @DJKHouse1 a few days away in Anglesey this summer. Please share! gofund.me/58e6818e6
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Logged onto the wrong account?
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Good work.
🚨BREAKING - NHS OUTSOURCING PROPOSALS DEFEATED Huge victory as Security Officers at the Countess of Chester come together in UNISON to defeat disastrous outsourcing proposals. 🤝 Public services must be run in the public interest - not to line the pockets of profiteers
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Jun 10
Had no idea she was an Evertonian.
Wow! Just freakin wow! DISGUSTING… This is not justice, this is trying to make an example!!!
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Jun 10
Give us another points deduction. Make it 20 this time. Shithouses.
Burnley are set to win their legal case against Everton against PSR breaches. Everton are set to pay Burnley circa £40m in damages, the toffees are expected to appeal 🔵
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Jun 9
***FREE GIG*** Come and join us at LICKLE BAR in Warrington on Friday 26th June at 19:30. Readings, with a Q&A from Tom at WellGoodBlog
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Fair.
Replying to @BBCNews
Oh let's all listen to a man with a ginger moustache who can't even claim he's too pissed to notice he's grown it.
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A little clip from Dreaming Of You: The Making of @thecoralband The response to the film has been ace! Thanks to everyone who’s watched and recommended it to others. Keep spreading the word. You can watch it now on Amazon, Apple TV, Google Play and Veeps.
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Jun 6
Anyone want these? Free to a good home.
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I support a small EFL club. We have a fan who's an unbearable twat and does a shitty little podcast. He's desperate for the CEO to appear, who I know. When I saw a racist rant on their personal Twitter, I told the CEO who has now banned all staff from appearing on it. No regrets
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Jun 4
That makes complete sense. What a dullard.
Paul Scholes NEVER listens to music! 😳🎶
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It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.
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We’ve all got that mate who repeatedly needs a charger haven’t we? Something always wrong with their phone. Constantly forgetting to plug it in. Right plug, wrong wire. No data. What’s the WiFi code? You can bet your last quid that their whole life is utterly chaotic.
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Jun 2
For sale. Extra large. Good condition. All proceeds donated to @DJKHouse1 I’m not looking for the £445 that a second hand one just sold for, so get yourself a bargain here!
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Been out for tea and only just opened all my birthday presents. Pick of the bunch right here. @badwool9
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