HIRING: Engineer #3 aka "Q"
I am looking for the Q to my James Bond, handling AI agents and building me any new keyboard weapons I dream of.
The ideal Q:
- Dreamed of being a secret agent, now builds AI agents
- Build in private > Build in public
- YouTube > College
- Dog, not degree
- Books > YouTube
- Ops > CS
- Ends > Means (No-Code ≈ Code)
- Didn't follow directions on Lego sets
- Grit > IQ
- Miami > Nowhere, USA > Israel > North Korea > NYC/SF
- Creativity = Chaos
- Take your silliness seriously
- British accent is a plus, fake one also acceptable
Downsides:
- I am a dictator and #1 power user of product
- Working in memetic warfare means you will occasionally get hit in crossfire (ex. hit pieces in Rolling Stone on me and where you work)
- Me and the whole marketing team vibe codes (you will frequently get mogged by dudes who don't know how to code)
Upsides:
- $120k-180k equity
- Miami relocation bonus
- Unlimited book budget software budget PTO
~ Unlimited runway
- You will work like a dog, but laugh like a king
- You can't get cancelled for tweets (by joining Memelord, you are cancelling yourself)
- Extremely rare combination of unhinged goofballs who are hyper-capitalist with finance bro work ethics
- Whole team is power users of our own product building something we love
- Hang with our baller customers/VCs
- Engineers must market and yap about their projects
- "I never ate a bad meal with Jason Levin" - our CTO
- Boats
- Insurance (United, don't shoot me)
- Travel the world to make memes (from Vegas to Vietnam)
If you're up for the mission, DM me keyboard weapons you've built:
HIRING: an engineer who can talk to women
That is literally my only requirement and I'm convinced it's harder than building AGI.