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23 Jun 2021
Most of the time I think about making things. Sometimes I actually do make things. You can find them here! bardzilla.carrd.co
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30 Sep 2024
Trumfph openly calls for Kristallnacht 2.0
29 Sep 2024
Trump says his idea for stopping crime is to allow for โone really violent dayโ: โOne rough hour, and I mean real rough...โ
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3 Sep 2024
Latest @MBMBaM speaks about a sleepover where the next morning they had went to churchโฆ I went 2000km interstate for my friendโs 21st and turns out he was apostolic and they had basically a church service and dinner thing just for him.
So awkward.
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18 Aug 2024
So the bank account I've been transferring money to from @PayPal for *years* is suddenly not supported for instant or 3-5 day transfers, even though I've done it heaps of times. ๐ก
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4 Aug 2024
This sucks. I saved our party by simply spending my action doing countercharm the whole fight.
3 Aug 2024
- Countercharm (at lvl 7 now) is now a REACTION to charming or frightening effects causing a save against them to be Re-rolled and this time with Advantage for both you or a friendly. This only affects one person at a time per Reaction unfortunately, so no more AoE protection.
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30 Jul 2024
Chuck Palahniuk, goddamn
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31 Jul 2024
touching a womanโs drink when her back is turned is not normal behaviour.
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28 Jul 2024
Watch a few episodes then read the plot summary to see if I want to watch it all
27 Jul 2024
Are you a โwatch the same show over and over againโ autistic, or a โwatch a show once and then consider it completedโ autistic?
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28 Jul 2024
Long table with multiple people can only be the last supper.
27 Jul 2024
The Olympics Opening Ceremony โartisticโ director who felt the need to mock The Last Supper & thereby Christianity should be reminded of the great sacrifice of Christian soldiers, including tens upon tens of 1000s of Australians, buried in ๐ซ๐ท soil who died to save that country!
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28 Jul 2024
My kids knew the beheaded singing woman was Marie Antoinette and the Christians think is satanism ๐๐
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28 Jul 2024
They are in the ISS, so not just chilling somewhere randomly
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16 Jul 2024
Today in school dnd we have a new player, she arrives riding on the back of the dragon, who thanks her for helping, and says he owes her a favour.
The next morning, the players tell her to get the dragon to take them to their destination.
I ask, "How do you get the dragon?"
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16 Jul 2024
"I call for it"
Me: "roll for how effective your call to the dragon is"
Her: Nat 1
Me: "your hair blows into your mouth as you go to call"
Me: "roll for how well you cover this up"
Her: Nat 20
The celebrations for this kid were hilarious
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16 Jul 2024
The steering wheel is on the incorrect side in this picture
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16 Jul 2024
โThatโs it, Iโm getting the sheriff!โ Rips off his hat and puts on a sheriff's hat.
Every new NPC in town has a new hat. One player (the Bob) takes a hat and puts it on. He is compelled to be a travel agent.
They spent about 20 minutes just taking to Bob.
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16 Jul 2024
At the end of the session: "can Bob just be every NPC we meet from now on?"
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16 Jul 2024
Today in #dnd club at school the adventurers come across a town.
โItโs Boblandโ says one student.
โItโs Boblandโ echos another.
Me: right
Me: "All the shops are empty as you walk through town. The streets are empty. The houses are empty."
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16 Jul 2024
They find the manor house and a large man wearing a hat, and a coat with an uncountable number of pockets walks out.
โWelcome to Bobville! Iโm Bobโ
One of the players is also named Bob.
An argument ensues about who is the real Bob.
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