illustrator and comic artist
Joined April 2013
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23 Apr 2023
Your honor, my client would like it to be acknowledged by the court that "Free Bird" was playing on the radio at the time the incident is alleged to have occurred.
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13 Apr 2023
*At EB Games, trying to remember the name of Shin Megame Tensei IV*
"Uh, hey, yeah, I put down a preorder for Shimmy Megimmy Timmy."
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13 Apr 2023
Muttering under my breath: "surf's up, fuckers."
*i attempt to stick a beach umbrella in the sand but it gets caught by the wind and somehow tears my matching Hot Tuna boardies and rashie clean off.
Me, ruefully: "touche"
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13 Apr 2023
i just woke up and found that my cat had scratched "Ocarina of Time Crisis II" on my wall. @JacksonGalaxy what gives???
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1 Apr 2023
(walking confidently into Dunkin' Donuts)
Let me speak to Duncan
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24 Mar 2023
Hold on, let me set the mood…
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25 Mar 2023
at the horse races asking "what the hell are those horrible beasts" and "where are the whores"
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22 Mar 2023
Thrown out of yet another Irish Murphy’s for getting in a fist fight with a stranger after insisting that in Star Wars the leaders of red and gold squadron are called Red Daddy and Gold Daddy. Wednesdays am I right
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21 Mar 2023
putting on a helmet to smoke weed
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21 Mar 2023
HEY!
Comicstreet is coming back in 2023 on August 5th!
Table applications for NEW tablers opens on April 1st!
If you're someone who had secured a table at our cancelled 2020 event, check ya dang email inbox.
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21 Mar 2023
my grandma: oh you're so handsome and tall now but i remember when you were barely knee-height, with those big chubby cheeks 😊
me [drawing my sword]: You forget yourself, crone.
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20 Mar 2023
More and more workers coming around to my “get hard and go home” approach to business.
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18 Mar 2023
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17 Mar 2023
men only want one thing and it’s disgusting
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16 Mar 2023
(eating pussy) sorry i’ll be right back *slides in bookmark*
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16 Mar 2023
On YouTube learning how to rip someone’s spine out like the predator
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15 Mar 2023
me and my grievances
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