24 they/he | twitter’s greatest psychic of the 21st century | NSFW DNI
Joined February 2025
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it baffles me how i’ve been actively political on this account & my nb pronouns are out in the open and i still have hardline conservatives interacting with me because muh cars lol
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that performative nice guy in the friend group: ewww im not going to the lick her store thats gross
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paypig i was just talking to ghosted me i really dont have anything going for my life anymore almighty god please just kill me and my family
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there’s a dead lizard in my bank account
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they should put proximity chat in cars
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You look like you get ignored in big groups
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Next time a guy makes me feel bad about my favorite thing in the World im crushing his ribs into Fine dust and sprinkling that shit on my Beef Maruchan ramen Noodle soup Pack freshly Microwaved. Yup microwaved
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Jun 12
oomf is giving away my next set of piercings 4 free cos i got their car right i love my chungus reigen arataka life
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i hope i blow up one day (sound of incredible ear shattering mountain destroying explosion occurs)
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Jun 12
Slowed down at the crosswalk and this wrinkly old lady smiled at me as if i was going to let her cross so i obviously hit that shit and shot right past her.. No musty succubus will ever trick me again
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Jun 12
world cup Super bowl what’s with all the dishes
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