Holy Crap
Joined June 2019
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My face when it’s Wheat Thin time
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Crazed jocks take to the streets tonight to maim bookish introverts. What else is new.
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The first guy to call it TV was probably the biggest nerd in history
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11 Mar 2022
This nigga Hank Hill thought god punished him for showboating in the endzone in high school 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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When you win the spinning Camaro at the casino they let you drive it out
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5 Dec 2025
Size seven Six Rings with ankle socks, not Lindy
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28 Sep 2023
The guy who invented the stick figure died in obscurity (I’m assuming)
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13 Oct 2023
Smoking a Camel blue 99 slowly scrolling through her media tab and solemnly nodding, in my 2000 dollar tuxedo
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5 Jan 2024
Kicking this guy in the head and making him listen to rap
4 Jan 2024
Photo of Paul Alexander who is one of the last people living in an iron lung. He contracted polio in 1952 at the age of six. He has been using the iron lung for over 70 years, and is currently 77 years old.
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6 Feb 2024
Not going to be donating my hair to Locks of Love. Don’t want my beautiful hair going to some greedy orphan.
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