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Matt Allwright ➐ @bbcRogueTrader

Proud parody account as well as fan page of the finest tv presenter the bbc has to offer. luv u mat ALLLLLRIGGGHT💯💯💯💯

Joined May 2018
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Matt Allwright ➐@bbcRogueTrader
10 Dec 2018
right sorry i'm late people. here are me top 3 mince pies of the year. a year in the making: 3rd: @mrkiplingcakes - cant go wrong with kipling 2nd: @sainsburys - really really solid pie 1st: @AldiUK - the real taste of christmas. thoroughly deserved
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got so much ability this lad southgate has an agenda against him that's why he went down -M x
TV Football 1968-92
@1968Tv
30 Nov 2020
A footballer with so much ability and talent resorting to this. It’s an embarrassment to all the decent professionals past and present. #grealish
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when u think about it this England 11 have no quality at all apart from kane absolutely nothing this team would get relegated from the prem -M x
lettuce is just food plant
Please please please don't let psg win the CL for god's sake -M x
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guys can we please stop using the word 'broski' bit moist innit -M x
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Pep will never win the CL with city full stop -M x
always said sterling was utter crap. origi is and always has been better -M x
Come on @KyrenWilson ! -M x
anyone reckon Ronnie needs a cue action? -M x
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it's a mincraft and Skrillex kinda night 😔 -M x
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this is what I classify as a "break up" -m X
Greggs
@GreggsOfficial
4 Aug 2020
Yeah breakups are hard but have you ever had your heart set on the last Steak Bake and the person in front of you orders it?
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Matt Allwright ➐ retweeted
T'Other Simon Out of Plastic Jeezus@TOther_Simon
4 Feb 2017
No it doesn't.
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Can't wait to see young boys go at this -M x
Garve Scott-Lodge@G4rve
2 Aug 2020
Stage 1 complete. All Ross County's goalkeepers are now called Ross. Now onto Stage 2, the defence.
Article naming Ross County's goalkeepers, Ross Laidlaw, Ross Doohan and Ross Munro.

ALT Article naming Ross County's goalkeepers, Ross Laidlaw, Ross Doohan and Ross Munro.
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happy birthday @andipeters ! always put a smile on me face mate av a good in -M x
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aston villa are a small club ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ -m x
#BringOnNextWeek ! we all need that motivation in our lives... that's why this tweet is sponsored by @squarespace . make a website in 5 mins with squarespace . without squarespace this tweet would not be possible . thanks squarespace -m x
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Garth crooks please for God sake please just SHUT UP -M x
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Garth Crooks please shut the fuck up -M x
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Matt Allwright ➐ retweeted
Alastair Stewart@AlStewartOBE
25 Jul 2020
I also had a banking joke, but lost interest.
Alastair Stewart@AlStewartOBE
25 Jul 2020
I had a ballot joke, too, but you spoilt it.
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Mate @GreggAWallace you are a LEGEND. just thought I'd speak some truth today -M x
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