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Was looking for a clever gif but got bored
Do you guys ever wonder what it’s like to go through life looking for problems that don’t exist? Then manufacturing the problems you want anyway? What’s that like? How does it feel? It certainly must keep the person in a constant state of stress. What a sad way to live.
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Typo. Meant to say, or maybe something happened, past tense, and everyone's in a reactionary cycle. Hair loss and other superficial insults shouldn't be a happening. But perhaps to some, they are.
Or maybe something happens and everyone's in a reactionary cycle c'mon man, doesn't take a genius to figure that out
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I'm often asked what I do to stay looking fresh. I don't have a good answer. I eat ok. Used to do skin care. Stopped because eh whatever. And I still look the same. Maybe I don't stress so much. Still have all my hair, too.
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News to me if so
‼️ Did Trump give Iran $3 billion in assets in exchange for a ceasefire? KAN report: Iran halted its fire against Israel yesterday after US agreed to unfreeze Iranian assets worth $3 billion. These assets were reportedly transferred by plane from Abu Dhabi to Tehran.
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The ol' "The old is still better than the new" Ok, the actual buildings are nice. Not gonna disagree.
Open the Tartaria vault. Look at the old buildings & mechanisms vs the new. The old is still better than the new, why is this the case? Because we inherited a world we had to reverse engineer from youtu.be/0gFw_oY7YG8
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Not really. We're not in the FO stage of a war. We're still in the ancient FAFO era of strategic thinkers. And it's not a winning strategy. It's a brief and increasingly sad morale boost.
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And you'll still be losing hair juggling contradictions
When the Knicks game is over, Donald Trump will still be President and Democrats will still be losers.
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Costume didn't work. Bob needs prayers.
Men have feelings too Let me share mine with youuuuuu
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Bob went from thinking about attempted murder in early May to something else (?) from Oct 2021. Curious.
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I recall reading someone's missive that in order to solve problems of war (assuming someone actually wanted peace), it's imperative to destroy another nation just enough (which is war) that they have no choice but to join the American financial system. The additional contradiction is that this would imply a merging of nations, which antithetical to supposed American values, and even contradicts other noble-sounding missives. Paradoxes don't exist in reality. This juggling of contradictions isn't a failure of 5GW methods so much as it is a failure to set attainable objectives. That, if anything, is the first and most obvious goal of even somewhat decent leadership.
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Not so rando thought for the day. Ancient wisdom gave us eye for eye, tooth for tooth, which US founders adopted as the underpinning of justice. This notion of justice is a notion of equalization. Render unto every man according to his works, is another way of putting it. Yet today's modern pretenders perceive like-for-like responses as a unidirectional act of war. And that, I believe, is a sign of an aging empire fracturing under the weight of its own presumptive "principles" that are nothing more than over ambitious self interest, along with an inflated perception of value on the value of perception. The Catholic Church is another institution that made the same mistake. They were once the bastion of art and science for humanity, and now it's best described as: nobody really cares.

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Egghead (almost there) still wants people to believe price has something to do with it
Whoops 👇
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With hindsight, I can say confidently, this list itself is bullsh!t. Prestige is the most valued prize. In most domains, political capital is earned by an individual but meant to be spent on behalf of a nation. Nope, not by some. For some, prestige is hoarded in glass vaults for everyone to see and admire. Any withdrawal from the sacred vault of prestige is an impardonable sin. It's indistinguishable from ego, because it is, in truth, simply ego. That's not leadership. That's leadersh!t.
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Oh boy I'd give just about anything for #3. Unfortunately, bullsh!t is practically mandated by the art of narrative. And credibility is a very limited resource.
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This is on the same level as we're just getting started You'd be lucky to find one person who feels this way. Nobody else wants to hear it. But hey what do I know.
TRUMP: "Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything."
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Looking across various accounts, I've come to the obvious conclusion that it's only a panican when someone else does it. (Cue up more confidence posts.)
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When people start leaving, the "God forgives" will make the rounds next
CHARLIE KIRK: "If you don't assimilate, you are disgracing this country, and you can leave."
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Translation: Oh shit.
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Really poor choice of topic
There is an entire online community that says Megyn Kelly is Nicole Brown Simpson. They say it’s time for the real Megyn Kelly to stand up. Wild stuff.
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