one day, I’m going to make the onions cry

Joined March 2011
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18 Jul 2023
If I saw this in my freezer, I would start ripping the container apart like a chimp
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30 Oct 2022
Just found out my wife was a Runescaper
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I wake up before my girl & see her sleeping like this
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26 Jan 2022
RT @swagmastarpaul: Your honor I was just being a silly little goose
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7 Jan 2022
The CDC now recommends gym, tanning, & laundry
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9 Jan 2022
you gotta be brave asf to eat wings from taco bell
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Having a hard time with this app
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9 Nov 2021
me: do you want anything from chipotle maria: no i’ll just have a banana when i get home me: comes home with chipotle anyway maria: awwwww is that for me?! 🤝
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LMFAOOOO
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