literally a woman in tech! just here to witness the collective meltdown and maybe see some good jokes 👋
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28 Apr 2023
portland bugs are having a great time right now, i love it. go bugs, get that pollen, do a little mating dance! eat your aphids, whatever you wanna do.
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3 Apr 2023
i definitely love this lil dude i'm growing but i have to be honest and say i can't wait to not be pregnant anymore lololol
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15 Mar 2023
hi i don't care about banks i just care about the biden administration approving the WILLOW PROJECT in the year 2023 HELLO
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7 Feb 2023
even though i'm a software engineer, whenever i need to use "é" i just google "beyonce" and copy the é from her wikipedia entry #hacker
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25 Jan 2023
"uncommitted changes" is actually a drake song from 2011, "git rebase" is a rihanna song from 2004, "git status" is a british colloquialism used when someone is being really really silly
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14 Oct 2022
i wonder what cultural genius first said "boop" when touching a cat's nose.
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30 Sep 2022
the rebrand of GoDaddy from "THE INTERNET ISN'T JUST FOR NERDS ANYMORE HERE'S A GIRL IN A SHORT CROP TOP" to "would you like a domain for your tarot/candle business" is really a whirlwind
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28 Sep 2022
me: why doesn't it look like i want it to look when i literally did what's in the docs????
threejs:
23 Sep 2022
the drama of this thread
23 Sep 2022
issuе
12 Sep 2022
yes i work at nike but yes i also don't know the difference between ronaldo and cristiano ronaldo and it affects my life at work
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6 Sep 2022
she's a 10 but she pushes to main without running tests.
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2 Sep 2022
oh no
2 Sep 2022
Boss: Tell me about your accomplishments this month
Leo: I am the greatest person here
30 Aug 2022
by the way, for all of you out there who were wondering: i thought i was a swiftie but it turns out i'm only a swiftie for 0:00 - 2:45 and 3:16-4:30 of "cowboy like me".
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29 Aug 2022
bjork is doing a podcast, i will want for nothing, i will subsist on sunlight and the sound of her voiced alveolar trills
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24 Aug 2022
OMG U GUYS
i am so happy to announce to you my new album : fossora
and the first single of it , coming soon : atopos
