Has it never been explained to you that self-pity undermines sarcasm?

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Nuzzi texting RFK “you got this babe”
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radio reminder: talking to steve west (pavement/silver jews/marble valley/unmastered masters) about pavements (the movie) today in the middle of my 2-4pm eastern radio show on wtju dot net/91.1 fm / @wtjuradio
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found the gal wearing the yo la yengo shirt at the ira & georgia show.
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there are horrors out there; we're posting about this new record because there's hope in the record, because this is our life and it is worth appreciating and fighting for. thanks for listening and for paying attention to humanity. thank you thank you
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what happened in 2014 x.com/ActionNetworkHQ/status…

Fewest points scored for Michigan since 2014 😳
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I went to a local theater production of Stephen King's "Misery" (via William Goldman) last night and it seems like David's evening was a lot more horrifying.
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radio reminder: gear up for the weeks of insanity ahead with Fantastic Expedition today 2-4 pm eastern on @wtjuradio 91.1 FM in Charlottesville and wtju dot net worldwide
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*james murphy voice*: I WAS THERRRRRRREEEE
Pavement performing Stereo live at the Westbeth Theater (New York, 1997)
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Replying to @TSlemmons
no one had a flawless '90s album except for Nirvana and Pearl Jam, and the '90s were an awesome era with no societal or political conflict, that's twitter canon
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When I first shouted out this band, I gave the FFO: Broadcast, Can, the United States of America. Love this cover!
Sup! New tunes, some flexis, and a few shows to round out the year. Our take on "Coming Down" by the United States of America and another new experimental song. Listen and by below. outerworldmusic.bandcamp.com…
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JUST IN! 'Cosmic American Music: Motel California' by Various Numero Group offer a second compilation in their CAM series, diving deep into easy listening country pop and breezy West Coast rock with an Americana twang. @numerogroup normanrecords.com/records/20…
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to be in the MAGA right requires you to simultaneously believe the government is too incompetent to manage even the simplest task and at the same time so superhumanly intelligent and sophisticated it can create hurricanes at will and aim them at its enemies.
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The real reason @JohnMcGuire4VA wants to go to Congress is so he can stop the ban on child marriages in DC.
New bill in DC could end child marriages, setting age requirement at 18 fox5dc.com/news/new-bill-dc-…
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The latest poll from CNU has Kamala Harris up by 11 points with likely voters in Virginia. The poll also has Kaine up by 20 over Cao.
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6 Oct 2024
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MIAMI
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AND DON'T FUCKING CHARGE A SERVICE CHARGE WHEN I BUY A TICKET AT THE BOX OFFICE AND THEN ALSO RAISE THE PRICE THE TICKET THE DAY OF THE SHOW THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT.
Going to sound like a boomer here, but if the advertised price of a ticket for an event is XX amount of dollars, then the price I pay should be XX amount of dollars and not include another XX amount of dollars in fees.
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Yo La Tengo season is here 🌬️🍃🍂
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None of these people are related to the candidate in a tight Virginia house race, Derrick Anderson.
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