Data scientist. Tar Heel. If found, please return to @ewstephe. More often at austinbrian.bsky.social
Joined August 2008
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5 Sep 2025
I really like watching how the elevator numbers keep changing in the background as they did different takes and just kept the elevator running. Good ad!
5 Sep 2025
I am once again asking you to stop sending us money.
But we do need your time. ⏰
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13 May 2025
Mercedes should be paying for airtime for every time I finish one Jon Hamm’s voiceover monologues with “the best or nothing” while watching Your Friends and Neighbors
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12 May 2025
Life is just a series of alternating references to the baby as “big boy” and “little guy”
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12 May 2025
Like he’s definitely a big boy. But in a very real sense he’s also a little guy.
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22 Feb 2025
Trump crash plane
Trump take egg
Trump kill Hooters
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Brian Austin retweeted
18 Feb 2025
The single biggest ticket item is a DHS contract listed as saving $8 billion. Wow, that's a huge contract!
Actually no, it's $8 million. They must have tried to automate scraping the FPDS form and failed.
That means we're down to $8.5B in savings.
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16 Jan 2025
Silo is a funny show because exactly half the actors are pretty good and the other half are utter dogshit, the worst you’ve ever seen
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6 Nov 2024
We went this whole election season and I didn’t see anyone talk about Trump’s only economic idea, tariffs, in a way anybody could understand.
No “the soybeans you sell to China? You’ll sell 30% less of them when China places a retaliatory tariff”.
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6 Nov 2024
They just called it a sales tax in a way that is simple, but so simple most people know it’s not true.
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2 Oct 2024
I don’t really understand why the moderators “have to get” to all the topics? It seems more valuable to hear both of these guys talk through the topic fully.
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Brian Austin retweeted
10 Sep 2024
Absolutely ecstatic to announce that my debut novel is being published by @penguinrandom!
Have never worked harder on or been prouder of anything in all my writing days. I can’t wait for you to read RETRO 💫
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27 Aug 2024
Kamala Harris on Hot Ones when
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26 Aug 2024
Happy dads one-upping each other with kid photos in the group chat day to all who celebrate
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20 Aug 2024
Clinton seems so personally insulted by the existence of Donald Trump. It’s good.
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